Well folks here it is the anser to last weeks survey kweshun How Long Will Dubbys Sandwich Board Last??

Lets jest see how the day went.

Here is Dubby during the prep time. OK Dubby lookin good!

Then sum stuff happened… Lessee… Heres Daddy throwing balls at sum guy waring a Michael Vick jersey!

He getted four of six trys!

Mummy Daddy and Auntie K all helped out. Also a guy named John Garcia wuz there frum a dawg reskue place in a land called YouTah and Mummy sed he wuz sooper nice.

OK this is beside the point wich is wut happened to that sanwich bord?? Ware is Dubby?

Dubby!! You is jest rolling in the durt with that other dawg! Ware is yer sanwich bord?

Well it turns out the sanwich bord wuz still a-ok but Dubby did not want to ware it!

SO if yer anser to the poll wuz “For the whole event” then you iz rite! The bord is still in wun peece and it looks jest fine.

BUT if yer anser to the poll wuz “A couple hours at best” then you iz also rite! Cause Dubby only weared it fer a couple hours before he did not want to ware it ennymore.

And now is my favrite part wich is that we git to laff reely hard at Dubby!! Mummy maked him ware a purpull munkey costoom fer the parade that wuz on Sunday.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Oh my gosh I cant beleeve Dubby letted Mummy put that thang on him!!

Oh okay well I gess mebbe I would ware that costoom too if Mummy cuddled me like that afterwards. Stoopid lucky Dubby.

Well jest a warning before you git to the pitchers that these mite be waaaay too kyute fer sum viewers. If you are very sensitive to kyute pleeze leeve the blog now!! This post is so kyute it crashed my blog three times!!

Now seeing as how I am the judje for Most Kyute Costoom in Daisys Costoom Contest I feeled that I should reashure sum of you who mite be thinking hey Dozer you is nine yeers old! You is an old old dawg and you is grumpy and you does not even like other dawgs fer that matter. Wut makes you kwalified fer this very challenjing job??

Okay that is a very fare kweshun!

Furst I have been persunally certifyed kyute since I wuz a little baby dawg. Jest look at this evidense!

Baby dawg Dozer!!

Oh so kyute baby dawg Dozer! With bonus Old Lady Dawg!

So kyute you jest wanna cuddle me!!

Even kyute in outer space ware no wun kin heer you say Awwww!!

Sekund I am a very good judje of other dawgs kyuteness or lack thereuv!

Toy steeling bed hogging foster dawg Mack wuz not kyute.

Daddys luv steeling bed hogging foster dawg Puppy wuz not kyute.

Foster dawg Elvis wuz not kyute and no bow tye kin ever change that!

Foster dawg Duke wuz jest plane uglee.

Foster dawg Lucy aka Kween of Drool mite have bin a little kyute but that wuz all she had goin fer her.

And well we all knows Titan wuz the foster dawg frum Hell and I dont think kyute dawgs come frum Hell.

Even I am not at my kyutest here. I look skary but reely I am jest sneezing!!

Oh look its me rite after the sneeze and gosh I am sooo kyute!

And of corse theres the loverly Daisy plus sum Kongs! Very kyute!!

Well hopefully that reshures sum peeple that I reely does know wut is kyute and wut is not!

I am shore there are still detraktors out there so I will proves myself a good judje of kyute wunce and fer all.

WARNING — VERY VERY KYUTE — WARNING

Pleeze view this pitcher on a empty stomak cause it is soooo sickeningly kyute you mite throwed up!!

Well here is a pitcher nobuddy wants to see.

No thats not a wurm or a snake on the grownd that is jest sum string frum our Rope Toy.

If you are confoozed why this pitcher is bad then look a little closer.

I am standing on my tip toe! I am hopping around today like a bunny and Mummy is very very upset.

This is the same leggie that I hads a big surjuree on that costed lots of munny and made me cooped insides the howse almost all the time.

The v-e-t jest sed a little wile ago that I wuz all better but Mummy still wuz not letting me play fetch at all. So she thinks it is a big mistery how I have hurted my leg agin. And I am not telling.

Tomorrow I am going to the v-e-t fer an allerjee test and also fer those peeples to see wut is wrong with my leggie.

I thinks this is enuff bad nooz fer the day so to cheer you up I am gonna show you a pitcher that wuz recently diskovered of myself wen I wuz a teenage dawg!

This is me wen I wuz not kwite three yeers old. It wuz in 2003. And hey look its Old Lady Dawg too! She wuz only like five in this pitcher.

Now be shore to stay tooned cause I have a speshull treet fer you coming soon! Since I am gonna judje the Kyutest Costoom over at Daisys Costoom Contest I thinks I should prove that I am the dawg fer the job. So prepare yerself now fer the kyutest pitchers you ever seened!!

Well today I getted a misterius pakaje in the male. But it did not stay misterius fer long! Mummy sed it is frum our loverly frend Princess the Pit Bull!

Dang its a big box!!

It wuz good timing cause today it wuz very very rainy outsides and we could not go out. Also SUMBUDDY has been eating up all our toys and treets so I wuz reely hoping mebbe there would be sumthang fun in this pakaje.

Eh? I fewt wike someone was bwaming me for somefing just now.

I wanted to open the boks but Mummy sed no Dozer let me do it this time cause I have a feeling you will be having enuff fun with the stuff insides the boks and I want to have a little fun myself. So I letted her open the boks.

Princess gived us this nice letter inside the boks. Holy moley I getted so eksited wile Mummy wuz reeding the letter cause obveeusly there wuz a ton of stuff in that boks!!

Well Princess is rite I have never had a bully stik before! Princess wuz very nice to send me a pitcher of her eating a bully stik so I would know how to do it. I sampulled the pitcher a little bit but Mummy sed I must lern by looking not by doing.

It duz not tayst like a bully stik...

Mummy wuz gonna start showing me all the goodys in the boks but I jest could not pay atenshun. I smelled that bully stik!!! So she sed okay we could have the bully stiks.

But FURST she sawed these bandanas. Now let me tell you most of our bandanas are purty stoopid looking. But these wuz sum reel nice bandanas!! She sed bandanas furst then bully stiks so we sed okay okay.

Here is mine. It is bloo and I think it looks very manly. Also it sez woof wich is wut I do!

This is my Gee Cue shot!!

Princess piked out a very nice bandana fer Star and gess wut it is pink fer a gurl and it has stars fer Star! It sez Miss USA and I am shore that is cause she wins the Big Butt Contest every yeer.

Ah! I am a Lady.

THEN we getted to the bully stiks at last! And let me tell you that wuz the bestest thang I have ever eated in my hole life ever.

Ohhhhh yeaaaaaaaa

Star also abanduned her dignitee fer the bully stik.

OMG GIVE IT TO MEEEE!!!!!

Yeaaaaa sooo gooooood.....

Nom nom nom sure wish this whole thing would fit in my mouth nom nom nom

So wile we wuz chowing down on these amazing bully stiks Mummy decided to let Dubby play with the thangs wut Princess getted fer him. Those thangs wuz a tye and a skweeky futball!

I am the wowld's cutest sawawyman!!

Blue sixty foaw hut hut hut!!!

Mummy taked this chance to make sum reely cute pitchers of that awful awful Dubby to go to his adopshun place so mebbe he will be adopted. Wut do you thinks of these pitchers?

There wuz still more in the boks as we finded out after coming back frum our bully stiks! There wuz this green aleen that is now the favrite toy fer Star and Dubby to tug on.

I wiw destwoy you!!

And there wuz tennis balls wut wuz sposed to be mint but they jest tasted like delishuss to me.

Throw it throw it throw it throw it!!!

Star also liked the tennis balls very much. She made sum parts of one disapear!

Don't worry. You'll see the other half of it in about eight hours.

Yes folks thats rite Star is aktually smiling in that pitcher!!! Aieee!!!!

And last but not leest there wuz my very furst ever Jolly Ball!

At furst I wuz reluktent to play with this cause everybuddy knows pink is fer gurls. But then I thinked I should prolly be a little more open minded so I played with it jest a little bit.

The end rezult wuz not wut I ekspected. It did not stay too round.

I jest played with it a little bit I sware!!

Mummy sez that Daddy will have to make it round agin and then only Star gets to play with it frum now on. See!! I knowed it. Pink reely IS fer gurls.

Well me and Star and Dubby all say THANKS YOU VERY MUCH PRINCESS fer sending us all these fun toys and the bully stiks. Also Mummy would likes to say THANKS YOU VERY MUCH PRINCESS too cause she is sooo happy that there wuz sumthang fer us to do on this icky rainy day!

Well Mummy has getted a new toy wich is a new kamra!

You mite be saying hey Dozer thats all fine and good but why does you even care bout that? Well I will tell you. It is cause new kamra meens lots of posing fer pitchers meens lots of treets!!! Thats rite folks New Kamra Day is a good day fer everybuddy here at Dozers howse!!

Here is a nice pitcher of me. I mite have had a little bit of drool on my chin frum thinking bout treets but you cannot see it unless you look very very close.

Mmmm yes gimme a milk bone pleeze.

Mummy taked a lot of pitchers of all us dawgs. Here is a pitcher of that awful baby dawg Dubby.

Hewwo.

Sum peoples wuz asking Mummy hey why is Dubby named Dubby?? Well I will tell you why. Dubbys name is reely Doppelganger or as Mummy likes to say “dubble trubble.”

If you still dont get it jest look at this nekst pitcher.

We both see dead people...

Talk about creepy!!! Sumhow they have the same hipnotik stare.

Also Star and Dubby are always messing up these pitchers. Look how good I wuz being and look how bad they wuz being.

Hey Mummy ignore them okay. I will eat their treets for them!

Yes folks that is dubble trubble all right. And tho I cannot seem to get Star off my hands without Mummys approval she sez I kin help her git rid of Dubby I meen find Dubby a nice new home!!

So pleeze fer the luv of everythang holey halp me git this awful I meen wunderful cute smart little Dubby a new home!!

KaPOW!!

You still luv me more rite Mummy?

PS I have good news wich is that Mummy sez she will be out of werk in jest wun or two more days!! That meens more blogging fer me so see you soon okay!!

Well I have bin colekting awards fer no obveeus reesun eksept that I am cleerly a adorabull dawg wut everybuddy luvs. It cannot be cause of my blog cause my Mummy has bin neglekting me badly in this regard. She keeps wining bout too much werk and blah blah blah nobuddy cares!! Ennyways oh yes I am shore these awards are also cause of my luvving and konserned attitood toward all my frends!!

First is this fine award frum my luv Daisy the Pink Pit Bull wut is indeed sumwut pink tho I am afrade she is not kwite as pink as our icky foster dawg (or mebbe pig I am not shore) Dubby. However she is much much more loverly.

Well Ill be darned this is wun smart award!! How did it know that dawg bones and Daisy Dawgs are both my choise?? The only thang it fergitted bout wuz Kong Balls! Now this award does not come with enny rools eksept I should kreddit Purple Hatter fer the deezine. I git to pass it out to whoever I want! I will haves to think bout that fer a wile… and treshure my preshus award all to myselfs.

Now we come to the Oops I Ate It Award! This is frum my pal Dennis the Viszla with suport from Tucker.

OK this is not reely an award it is a meem and the rooles say I am sposed to tell you bout food thangs I have steeled. Well as menny of you may know I am not too good at steeling foodstuffs.

You mite remember this pitcher frum a wile ago. It wuz sum foodies that Mummy leaved on the tabull fer hours wile she wuz not at home. I did not eat it.

It wuz a yummy English muffen and sum milk.

You mite also remember this pitcher. This is ware my foodies is keeped: on the floor ware I could jest git rite in it if I wanted. But I do not.

I does not eat foodies that is not in my bowl. Not even when the bag is open and nobuddy is homes.

Beleeve it or not even Star does not steel foodies. I am not shore how she keeps her butt so fat without steeling but she does it sumhow!!

However there is sumone in our howse that DOES steel foodies and you may remember this pitcher!! Thats rite its DADDY and hes steeling MY foodies!! Or at leest he is faking it ennyways. Shame on you Daddy!!

Sheesh Daddy yer embarasing me get yer own bowl!

Now lets find out bout the notty eating habits of these fine bloggers!!

1. Bobo and Meja
2. The Prairie Dogs
3. Jack and Maggie
4. Brownie

Okay now the nekst award is frum Princess the Pit Bull!

Awww isnt that sweet she is showing me luv!! I hopes Daisy doesnt git jellus!! Hey wate a sekund Princess sez this award is fer STAR!! Wut!??

Hi everyone, it’s me, Star. Thanks, Princess, for this wonderful award. I do indeed show the love whereever there is love to be shown!!

Here are some rules that came with the award:

So, here is the picture of me sharing the love with Dozer and Dubby. It’s a three-way love-a-thon! A “love triangle,” you might say.

And here are five lovely, loving blog buddies who deserve this award!

1. Honey the Great Dane
2. Addie, Lucie, and Hailey
3. Quizz
4. Gus and Waldo
5. Woodrow, Sweetie, and MJ

The best way to get rid of tan lines: nude sunbathing!

*Quick note from Jennifer: I’m unexpectedly working two jobs for the next week! How did I get roped into that??  Apologies in advance if Dozer is a little scarce, since he can’t use the computer while I’m using it… Have a great weekend, ya’ll! *

Well my pal Trooper tagged me to find a pitcher. This is how:

Open your photos folder and select the 6th folder.
Then select the 6th photo in that folder and post that photo along with the story behind it on your blog.
Then tag 5 friends.

Okay let’s see. I cannot do the sekund step cause there are not 6 pitchers in the 6th folder. There are jest more folders!

I gess I will pick the 6th pitcher in the Dozer folder insted.

Aug. 2007

Ah yes well this isnt a very intresting pitcher! I wuz jest sitting outsides on the porch meditating a little bit.

You kin see that bloo ring on the porch on the left side of the pitcher. That wuz called Indestruktible Ring Toy and there used to be two more rings. Cleerly it wuz improperly named.

Now I am gonna choose these five blog dawgs to carry on this meme if they so desire:

1. Princess the pit bull
2. Tank the pit bull
3. Honey the Great Dane
4. Jack and Maggie
5. Inara the pit bull

I am gonna change it up jest a bit tho cause I thinks menny blogs have alreddy done this meme.
So the new rools are this:

Open the folder that contains Pet photos.
Then select any photo in that folder that you haven’t posted previously.
Post that photo along with the story behind it on your blog.
Then tag 5 friends.

Well my luv Daisy gived me a very colorful award. It used to be sumone named Neno’s award but now it is mine all mine ha ha ha ha!!

I am not too shore why Mummy sighs and shakes her hed when I sez that. But anyways it is mine. However I cannot eskape the rools these awards come with! And here they are:

*As a dedication for those who love blogging activity and love to encourage friendships through blogging.
*To seek the reason why we all love blogging.
*Put the award in one post as soon as you receive it.
*Don’t forget to mention the person who gives you the award.
*Answer the Award’s question by writing the reason why you love blogging.
*Tag and distribute the Award to as many people as you like.
*Don’t forget to notify the Award receivers and put their links in your post

Okay so I have to anser the kweshun which is why does I luv to blog? Well that anser is easy! Obveeusly it is so I kin becomes famus and make munny and get treets!

Now Mummy is shaking her hed agin. Wuts the matter Mummy does you have a headake?

Now on to the part where I gives this award to sum frends. I am still confoosed about this sharing thang. Is the award mine or am I giving it to sumone else?? Mummy sez both but how is that posible?!?

Anyways here we go. As a bit of a challenje I will list them in alfabetikal order!

• Addie and Lucie
• Bobo and Meja
• Gus and Waldo
• Honey
• Inara

Okay so here it is the thang you have all been wating for my adorabull pitcher!!

WOW hey that is not an adorabull pitcher it looks like I wuz in the middle of sneezing or sumthang. Mummy why does you insist on posting these embarasing pitchers of me??

Hello everyone, it’s me, Star!

So I graduated from yet another class. The Lady and the Man both took me to the last class where we had to take a silly test and then we got pieces of paper and a baggie of treats.

The Lady made the mistake of giving the camera to the Man, who has undiagnosed ADHD or something. Anyway, let’s see whether the Man was able to properly portray the glory of my essence and my mad obedience skillz through his photos.

Me sitting.

Totally blurry picture of me. Notice I am focused on the Lady even though I could be having sooo much fun with the other dogs...

What the?!? Look, I know it's hot in here, but where did these cacti come from?

Dark, blurry picture of me passing the test. Nice one, Man.

?!?!

Totally blurry photo of me and my diploma...

Seriously??? Are you not going to get ONE decent picture of me??

OMG Man, keep your day job. Which I hope and pray is not photography.

Where's my face?? Enough already.

So if there is one lesson we all learned from this obedience class, I believe it is this: NEVER give the camera to the Man.