My Trip

Well okay here are the horrible details of the trip I wuz forced to go on the last few days!
First of all we all getted in the car. Auntie K and Gramma camed too but in their own car which looks ekacktly like Mummys car. Then we drived and drived fer a long time.
Then at [...]

Werk Schmerk

Well honestlee what is this thang called werk and why does everybuddy do it so much? It is cutting into my luvvin time. I have had to strategikally place myself so that I cannot be ignored ennymore.
Mummy sez oh Dozer you are in my way. Well duh!! Isnt that the point?

Theyre Back!

Mummy and Daddy came back at long last Im so happy happy to see them. But Mummy didnt bring back her car that I luv so whats up with that?? She wuz kinda tired and stuff so Im being extra Good today so she will luv me.
Well Gramma helped me write my blog wile Mummy [...]

I Helps My Mummy

Yesterdays Mummy gotted a new compooter which spells lotsa booooooringness fer me. She did lotsa thangs to the compooter yesterdays and gosh she is doing even more thangs to it todays.
Cleerly this ment she forgetted about me so I decided to help her with her work so she would luv me alot.
But good gosh can [...]

How To Look Pathetik

Take it from me looking pathetik is a important skill fer getting what you wants. Mummy sez Im a expert at pathetik. So here is some expert tips fer you dawgs out there for to practice yer pathetik look.
Important tip dont use pathetik face all the times cause if yer Mummy or Daddy is a [...]