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Well my pal Tucker tagged me fer a meme called Seven Reesuns Why I Am Awsum. Aktually it is not called that but I figger if it has a titul like that then I does not have to eksplane the rools rite?
So without enny further ado here are my seven reesuns:
I have a blak belt [...]
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tagged: agility, awesome, cantaloupe, dog, Dozer, drunk dog, fermented fruit, mailman, meme, Mummy, pathetic face, pit bull, pizza delivery, star, TPLO surgery | 9 Comments »
Well I had a bug bite or sumthang on my footie and Mummy tolled me not to lick it but then she catched me licking it. It mite have been a bit bleedy by then. Ok mebbe a lot bleedy.
But I thinks Mummys reakshun wuz waaaay too seveer.
She sed sumthang like she shore as heck [...]
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tagged: allergies, bug bite, cone, dog, Dozer, Mummy, pathetic face, pit bull | 16 Comments »
Well ladees and gentledawgs I thinks I have finally sukseeded. I have made the Wurlds Most Pathetik Face Ever.
However Mummy sez that wile I does look pathetik I only acheeved this goal using performance enhansing drugs. I am not shore wut she is refering to.
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tagged: ACL tear, dog, Dozer, drugs, Mummy, pathetic face, pit bull, TPLO surgery | 17 Comments »
Well today I getted catched on the peeple bed! This is not a place fer dawgs ekcept when Mummy sez it is okay.
Nacherally I did not want to get off the peeple bed. It wuz comfy!!! So I thinked I mite use my speshull abilitee: Pathetik Face!! Mebbe this will get me off the hook.
I [...]
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tagged: bed, dog, Dozer, Mummy, pathetic face, pit bull, star | 12 Comments »
Well my pal Dennis gived me this thang which is a meem and a pitcher. Here is the pitcher part:
And the meem part sez I must tell ten honest thangs bout myself. As I menshuned to Dennis this is why I did not allow Star to have this responsibilitee. Star is a known lier after [...]
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tagged: Dozer, fetch, honest, love, meme, Mummy, pathetic face, picture, pit bull | 9 Comments »
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Well I am still working on making the most pathetik of the Pathetik Faces ever known on this plannet. Here is my most recent attempt.
Unfortoonately this wuz implimented at the wrong time and the wrong place because you see I wuz alreddy getting treats when I did this and then Mummy sed oh Dozer you [...]
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tagged: Dozer, Mummy, outside, pathetic face, pit bull, potty, treats | 4 Comments »
Well the sucker tonight wuz Daddy he gived me special foodies!
Then I had to put up with Daddy while he pretended to be a dawg and eat out of my bowl. Wut on earth is he doin?? He didnt reely eat the foodies. Sumtimes I think my Daddy is crazy.
Anyways this is victory fer me [...]
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Well Mummy sez I cant show you a pitcher of my boo boo cause its too gross for peoples who dont like blood and guts. Honestly it isnt much of nothing just a little bump thats been on my leg for ever and ever and when I wuz at the vet who I luv he [...]
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tagged: bandage, blood, boo boo, carpet, cyst, Daddy, dog, Dozer, Gramma, Mummy, pathetic face, pit bull, stain, treat | 5 Comments »
