Well here at my howse we dawgs follows a strikt hire arky! Everybuddy knows I am the Top Dawg. (Eksept Mummy and Daddy of corse.)

Top Dawg wants sum food plz ok thx

That duznt stop the other dawgs frum trying to git on top sumhow tho.

Queen of the Dirt Pile

Monarch assassination attempt fail.

We are not amused.

Hewwo!

Hey I am the Big Dawg here Star!!! Me not you and I--oh hey look theres my toy!! Throw it Mummy!!!!

Pffft. Please. I'm Top Dog 'round here.

The edges are a little steepew then I thowght... AIEEE!!!!

NOW who's on top?!? Cute widdle Dubby, dat's who!!

Pwease weave me up hewe untiw you are done using the vacuum.

Well dang my pals shore are nice! I getted sum awards in the last few days even tho I have not done nothing intresting doo to my leg owie.

I am very sad that I cannot take my reeders on a VIP Tour of My House cause I cannot even walk in the house. And I cannot show you My New Toy cause I have not getted enny new toys cause most of my toys are the type that you run and play with and I cannot do that. And I have not done nothing mischeeveus or pathetik or funny cause I have not done NOTHING AT ALL!!! AIYEEE!!! I am gonna go crazies with boredum.

Anyways lets get to the awards.

First frum my beluved Daisy the loverly pink pit bull we have this award wich looks like a Ladybug. This is apropriate cause Daisy is a lady and how!!!

The award is also aparently a pie. However Daisy is not a pie so I am not gonna say nuthing more bout that.

So basicaly per the award I am sposed to pick my top 10 favs which I reckon meens my ten favrite blogs! Now seeing as how I am a dawg and I cannot reed nor count nor put thangs in order of prefrence unless it is a food or toy this is basikally an imposibull task but I will atempt it ennyways. And yes I know I know sum of these fine blog dawgs have alreddy getted this award but it is not my falt that sumone else also thinked they are a top ten blog!! Also these are not in enny partikular order.

1. Daisy my love’s blog
2. Dennis’s blog
3. Addie and Lucie and Hailey’s blog
4. Honey’s blog
5. Mina and Celeste’s blog
6. Nigel and Sola and Truffles’s blog
7. Daisy the cat’s blog
8. Gus and Waldo’s blog
9. Brownie’s blog
10. Dobby’s blog

The next award wich I getted fer doing nuthing is the Sugar Sweetest Blog Award frum Dennis. This is a very colorfull award isnt it!

Dennis I jest want you to know that you have 85 pounds of brawn backing you up when you lonch yer atak on the ninja hedjehogs. Asuming you wate six to eight weeks cause I cannot walk until then. I have a bone to pick with them hedjehogs. No pun intended.

This award duz not come with enny roolz like how menny dawgs to pass it out to. However I am gonna gives it to a couple sweet dawgs anyways. Cause I am finally lerning to share. A little bit.

1. Princess the pit bull cause well princesses ware crowns jest like Sugar is waring a crown
2. Tank the pit bull cause he is afeared of swimming and thats prolly cause he is made of sugar and will melt in water
3. Trooper cause he has a sweet life and goes hiking in mountens a lot

Well anyways even tho I am not doing nothing lately my Mummy wuz nice enuff to take me outsides fer a little sun today. I am alowed to sit outside fer a short time as long as I does not walk around ekcept if I need to do sum bizness.

As you kin see frum the pitcher it is getting very hot outsides. All the grass is nearly ded alreddy. Mummy only lets me be outsides fer a few minnits cause she is afeared my nekkid leg is gonna git burned!

It is alreddy very hot outsides. Sumtimes it feels good and sumtimes it is too hot. Mummy lets me in and out whenever I want. I have lerned to cry very loud at the door when I want to come back insides.

My leg is still very owie but Mummy sez it will get fixed up on Joon Ten. I shore hope Joon Ten is soon cause I am reddy to play fetch agin!!!

Well it rained yesterday which ment a boring day fer us insides the house. When it rains the only time we go outsides is fer potty time.

Well that is not totally troo cause Star does not go outside even fer potty time.

I always takes advantage of potty time to try and play sum fetch but Mummy never falls fer it.

Here is yesterdays potty time! As you kin see nobuddy getted wut they wanted.

Well today wuz a bit eksiting cause we had a speshull gest at my howse. It wuz a yellow lab baby dawg named Waylan.

To be honest I wuz not eksited about Waylan. I wuz eksited fer two other reesuns. One wuz that Star LUVED Waylan a lot so that ment I had a little peece and kwiet. Two wuz that since Waylan wuz hyperaktive Mummy let us all be outsides and it wuz a nice day AND Mummy and Daddy both played ball with me and letted me play in the hose. This is why I likes having gests over sumtimes.

This is Waylan.

Waylan wuz at our howse cause our howse is having sum construkshun done on it and the peoples wut are doing the construkshun bringed Waylan with them. Well Mummy sawed Waylan sleeping inside their car and she sed it wuz too hot fer dawgs to be in cars. So she insisted that Waylan spend the day with us. Gee thanks Mummy.

Mummy sez in case you are not shore when it will be too hot fer a dawg in a car that if it is 84 degrees outsides or more then that is too hot even if your car is in the shade and the windows are open. So that tells you how hot it wuz today at my howse! Acktually it wuz much hotter cause Waylan came out of the car before Mummy even eated her lunch.

Mummy tolled me to stop being a jerk. Hey Mummy I dont see you protekting this mud hole!!

Mummy also tolled me to get out of the mud hole.

Star and Waylan hit it off rite aways. They both has a similar fyting style by putting their paws in their faces and stomping on each others. Also they are both reely bad at playing fetch wich sooted me jest fine.

After a lot of playing everybuddy finally calmed downs.

Star and Waylan wuz cooling off in the bestest spot so I wuz forced to join them.

Yeah ok jest dont get too close to my preshuss Kong ball!

Well Mummy finally finded the kamra cord thingy. She wuz too cheep to buy a new cord thingy and also too cheep to buy a new kamra that acktually has a card that her compooter can reed. She spended all her munny on plants today insted. Booooring!!!

You mite wunder where the kamra cord thingy wuz. Well let me tell you it wuz not in the last place she looked. No it wuz acktually in the first place she looked and also the third place and also the eighth place. Because it wuz in Daddys office and she looked there over and over when she couldnt find it ennywhere else.

Now you mite wonder why Mummy could not find the cord thingy in Daddys office even tho she looked over and over. Well that is cause it is a OFFISHUL DISASTER AREA:

Danger! Ware a hardhat!

Mummy wishes to ashure you that all areas she is in charge of are very very cleen. Daddys office not so much.

So she finally finded the kamra cord and I can get back to telling you all the wunnerful stuff I have been doing.

But dont worry now that I looks at these pitchers I reelize you didnt miss ennythang fun at all. And do you kno why?

Come on Mummy its jest a little bit flooding.

Yep thats rite it has been RAINING fer days and days. That means no fun times outsides and lots of boringness insides! Oh well mebbe next week will be more funs.

Well I am back frum somethang called a hi-yay-tuss also called a brake cause Mummy sed she could not help me much with my blog doo to that awful stuff called BSL which she is so busy with rite now. Stoopid BSL I will bitey you jest you wait!! Oh never mind Mummy sez the bitey prolly would jest make thangs worse and anyways aparently it is not fisically posible to bitey BSL. Whatever I prefer to bitey my toys any how so nuts to you BSL!

But back to my blog which is a speshull feeture today cause there are chikkens in it. Now I does not happen to like these chikkens but being a Very Good Dawg I jest ignore them chikkens and they jest ignore me.

Prolly this is the way it will always be unless one of them chikkens turns into a big red Kong ball. Or unless one of them chikkens lays a big red egg that looks like a Kong ball. Then I might like them more.

I reckon Star is still struggling with her inner Bad Dawg cause it is purty clear she still kinda wants to stomp on them chikkens.

The wurds “leave it” are now the most common wurds in Mummys vokabularry.

Okay Ive had enuff of these chikkens havent you? Hey chikkens get yer own blog!! Oh wait they does have one.

So anyways tomorrow we are gonna revisit a topik that is of importense to me which is my Campain fer a Better Bed! Look forwards to it!

Well this fine morning jest when I thinked it wuz gonna be a nice day Mummy sed hey Dozer time fer a bathies!

Way to ruin my day Mummy! And here is how it went.

First Mummy tolled me to go in the shauer. The water wuz on and Mummy started spraying it on me. Yuk yuk yuk.

Go to my happy place. Go to my happy place.

Then wile Mummy wuz putting sope on me I stood there. There is no pitchers of this cause Mummys hands were sopey. Then Mummy rinsed me off.

I AM getting treets fer this rite?

After this Mummy sed ok Dozer shake it off! And this is when I have to shake all the water off. Sumtimes I do this a bit early and then I get sope everywhere.

Now it is time fer drying off. This is my favrite part cause it means the bathies is over.

You gonna start drying me off or wut??

Ah yes be shore to dry my ears.

After this I have to run out and rub all over the peoples bed and the car pet because Mummy does not do a very good job drying me off.

And the last part is sumthang I jest recently figgered out which is called blow drying. My Mummy does this to her furs when she is done in the bathies but I have only jest lerned that it feels good on my furs too. It is nice and warm.

So today after Mummy getted her own bathies I interupted her blow drying and made her dry me that way too.

Mmmm nice and warm.

The blow dryer is kinda noisy like the vacum but I am not skeered of it because it makes my furs fluffy and Mummy pets me while she is using the blow dryer too. Sumtimes I make her blow dry me even when I am not wet frum a bathies.

Now I guess there is one last step after a bathies that is very important. I must go out in the yard and play and get all dirty again!

My furs is so shiny it is blinding.

Well today I herd a skary roomer that Mummy and Daddy is going on a trip! They has pulled out the bokses where clothings go. Oh noes!! I does not like when Mummy and Daddy leaves me!!

But I also notissed sumthang very strange which is that Mummy also bringed out the dawg life vests and the dawg backpack. What would she need them thangs fer?

Anyways I am keepin my mind off this terrible roomer by doing my favrite thang which is of course playing Frisbee!

Mummy Mummy play with me!

Yeeeeesssss thats what I want.

You gonna throw that or what???

Getoffititsmineminemine!!!

Agin pleeze.

Well thank goodness this super boring week is finally over. We had sum sunny warm weather fer a while and it wuz dry enuff that Mummy let us play outsides fer a bit. But other than that we had to stay insides and listen to Mummy say oh no dogs it is too wet to play out there! She sed it over and over and that made this week boring more than anythang else I think.

It turns out Star is very good at yoga. Star praktissed her yoga a little bit when we wuz out in the sun. Here is her downward dawg:

And after that she meditated a little bit:

Well I wuz not too intrested in yoga. I wanted to play play play.

THROW IT PLEEZE MUMMY THROW IT!!!!

But Mummy jest sed no Dozer it is still too wet. I know it looks like our yard is all grass but reely it is not. There is sum dirt and mud in sum places and I always manage to do a flip right in those places so Mummy doesnt let me run around when it is kinda damp out there.

So in the end me and Star meditated togethers.

This does not mean we are frends though.

PS Happy Valentines Day to everybuddy!