Well I have bin colekting awards fer no obveeus reesun eksept that I am cleerly a adorabull dawg wut everybuddy luvs. It cannot be cause of my blog cause my Mummy has bin neglekting me badly in this regard. She keeps wining bout too much werk and blah blah blah nobuddy cares!! Ennyways oh yes I am shore these awards are also cause of my luvving and konserned attitood toward all my frends!!

First is this fine award frum my luv Daisy the Pink Pit Bull wut is indeed sumwut pink tho I am afrade she is not kwite as pink as our icky foster dawg (or mebbe pig I am not shore) Dubby. However she is much much more loverly.

Well Ill be darned this is wun smart award!! How did it know that dawg bones and Daisy Dawgs are both my choise?? The only thang it fergitted bout wuz Kong Balls! Now this award does not come with enny rools eksept I should kreddit Purple Hatter fer the deezine. I git to pass it out to whoever I want! I will haves to think bout that fer a wile… and treshure my preshus award all to myselfs.

Now we come to the Oops I Ate It Award! This is frum my pal Dennis the Viszla with suport from Tucker.

OK this is not reely an award it is a meem and the rooles say I am sposed to tell you bout food thangs I have steeled. Well as menny of you may know I am not too good at steeling foodstuffs.

You mite remember this pitcher frum a wile ago. It wuz sum foodies that Mummy leaved on the tabull fer hours wile she wuz not at home. I did not eat it.

It wuz a yummy English muffen and sum milk.

You mite also remember this pitcher. This is ware my foodies is keeped: on the floor ware I could jest git rite in it if I wanted. But I do not.

I does not eat foodies that is not in my bowl. Not even when the bag is open and nobuddy is homes.

Beleeve it or not even Star does not steel foodies. I am not shore how she keeps her butt so fat without steeling but she does it sumhow!!

However there is sumone in our howse that DOES steel foodies and you may remember this pitcher!! Thats rite its DADDY and hes steeling MY foodies!! Or at leest he is faking it ennyways. Shame on you Daddy!!

Sheesh Daddy yer embarasing me get yer own bowl!

Now lets find out bout the notty eating habits of these fine bloggers!!

1. Bobo and Meja
2. The Prairie Dogs
3. Jack and Maggie
4. Brownie

Okay now the nekst award is frum Princess the Pit Bull!

Awww isnt that sweet she is showing me luv!! I hopes Daisy doesnt git jellus!! Hey wate a sekund Princess sez this award is fer STAR!! Wut!??

Hi everyone, it’s me, Star. Thanks, Princess, for this wonderful award. I do indeed show the love whereever there is love to be shown!!

Here are some rules that came with the award:

So, here is the picture of me sharing the love with Dozer and Dubby. It’s a three-way love-a-thon! A “love triangle,” you might say.

And here are five lovely, loving blog buddies who deserve this award!

1. Honey the Great Dane
2. Addie, Lucie, and Hailey
3. Quizz
4. Gus and Waldo
5. Woodrow, Sweetie, and MJ

Hi everyone! It’s me, Star!

A few days ago, Dozer got to do a meme about how awesome he is. Well, my dear friend Quizz said I should also do the Awesome Meme. This just goes to show you how smart Quizz is, because he is right–I’m pretty awesome!

Now I’m supposed to tell you seven reasons why I’m awesome, but I think pictures speak louder than words, so….

Me and my Canine Good Citizen certificate

My other certificate for passing some class. I've passed a lot of classes but only got a certficate from this one.

Behaving myself in front of the chicken coop. This is a LOT harder than it looks.

Me being a perfect angel on a walk. I got the loose leash thing down AND I will "stop" in mid-stride if Lady says so.

Nobody can chill like I can. Anywhere, anytime. With interesting poses, too!

I go lots of places, meet lots of people and dogs, and wear really cute outfits!

I play well with others!

Well my pal Tucker tagged me fer a meme called Seven Reesuns Why I Am Awsum. Aktually it is not called that but I figger if it has a titul like that then I does not have to eksplane the rools rite?

So without enny further ado here are my seven reesuns:

1. I have a blak belt in Pathetik Face.
2. I am always a Very Good Dawg.
3. I am Very Good despite the temtashuns that my evel roommate Star sets before me.
4. I have a wikkid skar on my leg frum fiting off a lejion of ninja hedjhogs or so I am tolled (I dont remember cause I thinks I wuz beserking at the time).
5. I keeps the maleman frum braking into our howse by barking reel loud. But the pitza guy is welcom enny time!!
6. My sooper cool nikname in ajility wuz “TunnelBuster.” Gess why I does not do ajility ennymore.
7. The most importent reeson of all: My Mummy sez so.

Okay now of corse I have to pass this meme on to seven of my pals so I will choose these seven pals in randum order:

1. Honey
2. Addie and Lucie and Hailey
3. Brownie
4. Mina and/or Celeste
5. Woodrow, Sweetie, and MJ
6. Enny or all of the Prairie Dogs
7. Quizz

Okay now lets see if Mummy has taked enny cute pitchers of me lately…

Oh well aktually this wun is a slitely blurry pitcher of me rite before I kinda barfed a little in my mouth and I thinks it is posibull I wuz drunked.

You see I wuz not having a good day cause wen I wuz outsides I stepped in sum dawg poo prolly Stars that evel dawg and Mummy wuz mad cause I did not notiss and I walked in the howse and then I had to have my feets bathed by Angry Mummy.

Then after that I goed back outsides and finded a delishuss froot on the grownd called a cantalope and I eated an awful lot of it but it turned out that cantalope wuz a bit rotty. So I camed back in the howse with oranje stikky feets and an upsetted tummy and Angry Mummy had to bath my feets agin!

And after that cause I wuz not feeling good then wen Star getted all happy and dancey in my face bout sumthang stoopid I gived her the bitey face and tolled her off cause she is TOO DANG CHEERFULL and fer sum reeson that did not sit well with Mummy and I had to go to Time Out where I could sober up a bit.

But all of that does not cancel out the number 2 reeson why I am awsum.

The End!

Well my pal Trooper tagged me to find a pitcher. This is how:

Open your photos folder and select the 6th folder.
Then select the 6th photo in that folder and post that photo along with the story behind it on your blog.
Then tag 5 friends.

Okay let’s see. I cannot do the sekund step cause there are not 6 pitchers in the 6th folder. There are jest more folders!

I gess I will pick the 6th pitcher in the Dozer folder insted.

Aug. 2007

Ah yes well this isnt a very intresting pitcher! I wuz jest sitting outsides on the porch meditating a little bit.

You kin see that bloo ring on the porch on the left side of the pitcher. That wuz called Indestruktible Ring Toy and there used to be two more rings. Cleerly it wuz improperly named.

Now I am gonna choose these five blog dawgs to carry on this meme if they so desire:

1. Princess the pit bull
2. Tank the pit bull
3. Honey the Great Dane
4. Jack and Maggie
5. Inara the pit bull

I am gonna change it up jest a bit tho cause I thinks menny blogs have alreddy done this meme.
So the new rools are this:

Open the folder that contains Pet photos.
Then select any photo in that folder that you haven’t posted previously.
Post that photo along with the story behind it on your blog.
Then tag 5 friends.

Well I getted tagged fer a meme by my luverly gurlfrend Daisy and this meme sez I must shows you my bedroom! Of corse fer a dawg jest about enny place kin be a bedroom cause dawgs sleep jest about ennyware even on the floor. But I will shows you Mummy and Daddys bedroom cause that is where we sleeps at nite.

Good gravy wut an awful pitcher and wut a mess!! Mummy sez it is a bad pitcher cause there wuz not enuff lite in the room cause it wuz rainy outsides. And she sez it wuz messy cause she wuz late to a meeting. Yeah rite Mummy wut lame ekcuses!!!

Anyways here is a pitcher of the one thang in the room that Mummy is very very proud of. Aside frum me of corse.

This is not a painting it is aktually a puzzle. Mummy getted it in peeces in a boks when she wuz in a place called Japan. Then when she comed home she putted it together and then Daddy glooed it to cardbord and they getted it framed. It is hard to see in this pitcher but it is acktually kinda purty cause it is shiny golds and silvers and blues.

Okay so thats reel boring wheres my bed???

Ah yes here is my bed. It is on Mummys side of the peeple bed. As you kin see my bed has a big bloo blankie on it wile Stars bed does not. That is cause I was a bit owie fer a while after playing fetch a bit too much when Waylan wuz visiting so Mummy putted down the blankie to make thangs a bit softer fer me.

But it does not solve the reel problem wich is that I NEED A REEL BED MUMMY!!! Not sum lame tiny round pillo with a blankie on top. You are jest putting a bandaid over the simptoms!!!

Well lately Mummy has had sum werk to do that acktually pays her munny and that meens she spends lots of time in the office. So she is sekretly letting me sit on Daddys jiant nest chare wich is in the office.

Mummy calls it a papasan chare.

This chare is a bit danjerus cause if you get too close to the edge it will tip over on you! But it is also a very big chare and I am very comfy in it so I thinks it wuld make a grate bed. But fer sum reeson Daddy does not want me to sit in it.

Mummy sez I look jest like a baby birdie in this jiant nest chare. OK I will play along peep peep feed me sum treets Mummy!

Star prefers Daddys office chare. I does not know why she has this creepy stare on her face. Mebbe she sees a gost?

So that is sum pitchers about my bedroom and also the jiant nest chare. Now I am gonna pass this meme on to sum dawgs wut prolly have intresting bedrooms. I am taking notes fer my Campain fer a Better Bed.

Honey the Great Dane because she is reely big so her bed must be reely big

Mina and Celeste cause there is two of them so they must have two beds which meens two chances to have a big bed

Trooper cause he is also a purty big dawg and he lives in a cold place therefore his bed must be soft and warm rite??

Dobby I know I know you are thinking how can a chiwawa have a big bed? But let me tell you Dobby is big at hart so you never know!

Hello dear readers!

A little while ago, Dozer’s friend Quizz tagged me to do the Honesty meme. Dozer hid this fact from me until just recently, evidently because he felt I was not honest enough for the task. After a “discussion” during which I repeatedly stole his toys from him, Dozer agreed to let me participate in the Honesty meme in exchange for his precious Tug Toy (I will destroy this toy some day, I swear it).

So, the goal of the Honesty meme is to tell ten honest things about one’s self. Here are ten honest things about me.

1. I love other dogs more than I love treats. Seriously. As long as they are nice dogs.
2. I like people, but I’m a little unsure around them. Sometimes I’m more comfortable when I’m being ignored.
3. It took a very long time for the Lady to convince me that tile floors were not evil.
4. I admit I am not totally, completely, 100% housetrained. Really, if carpets were not meant as toilets, why are they as soft as a well-kept lawn?
5. I am extraordinarily flexible when I feel like it. I can bend all sorts of ways.
6. My eyes are so yellow that people think my gaze is sort of creepy. I have not yet figured out how to use this to my advantage.
7. The Lady keeps trying to train me to do things. I’m not sure I want to do these things. Treats are nice but disobedience is better.
8. When I first came to this house, I didn’t really know what to do with toys. Now I LOVE toys! And also socks, towels, and pieces of paper. I do not know why the Lady does not approve of my love for those things.
9. I really want to eat the chickens in the back yard.
10. I love my big bro Dozer sooooo much!!! He is my best friend.

So there you have it. I think Dozer has already passed this meme around, but if you haven’t done it and you would like to, please be my guest! As long as you are honest, that is.

Well my pal Dennis gived me this thang which is a meem and a pitcher. Here is the pitcher part:

And the meem part sez I must tell ten honest thangs bout myself. As I menshuned to Dennis this is why I did not allow Star to have this responsibilitee. Star is a known lier after pretending to be a stuffee surjen and also faking her own deth among other thangs.

Here is ten honest thangs bout myself:

1. I dont like leaving my house never. Its scary out there in that big wurld!
2. Once I thinked I wuz a tiny baby dawg and I tried to fit my hed through some stare railings and it did not fit! I wuz shocked and confoosed and Mummy had to reskue me.
3. Fer sum reeson big birds does not likes me. My Mummys duck wuz mean to me all the times and now my Mummys chiken pecks me in the eye. I run away! Birds are icky.
4. I luv the sun so much I am prolly part kitty.
5. I have only eskaped my yard one time when I was a little dawg. I ran down to the corner and then camed right back in just a few sekunds. Mummy wuz so unhappy and I never did it again. Course that mite be cause Mummy never lets me go outsides by myself anymore. Where is the trust Mummy sheesh??
6. I like to do flips when I am playing fetch. I am not very good at catching thangs when I flip. But I still do it cause it makes me look awesome.
7. I decided I didnt like popcorn a loooong time ago but Mummy still hasnt caught on and she keeps giving it to me as a treat. Bleah.
8. When I am bored I lick my feet until Mummy sez oh gross Dozer please stop licking it sounds so wet and nasty. Yes Mummy it is wet and nasty but whats a guy gotta do round here fer sum atenshun??
9. Mummy sez my brain is prolly the size of a walnut even tho my hed is the size of a watermellen. I dunno if thats true though so mebbe this doesnt count as an honest thang?
10. I only jumped on the cowch one time in my whole life and it wuz to eskape the terible vacum cleener of deth!! Since then I have been very carefull not to be trapped in the living room when Mummy brings out the vacum.

Whew that wuz reely very hard! Now I have to pick seven dawgs or mebbe peeples to do this meem. I am gonna pick:

1. Daisy the pit bull who honestlee looks like me and tells it like it is bout Milk Bones
2. Bobo and Meja who are honest bout the fact that they is not puppys but that does not stop peeple frum calling them puppys
3. Daisy the curly cat who is always always honest and good
4. Dannan who recently impursenated Sooperman and I am not shore if that wuz honest but dang it wuz funny
5. Quizz whose Mummy is an honest peeple
6. Mina or Celeste tho I am betting Mina will want to do this fer the same reeson I didnt let Star do this
7. Gus or Waldo or their Dog Mom whoever is most honest but no fighting to the deth to decide on that ha ha!

Okay now I guess I better get started licking my feet so I can get sum luvvin frum Mummy!

Pathetik face attack! You are helpless against it!

Well Dannan and the Girl wuz kind enuff to gives me this thang called a meme. I does not know wut that is but it is not good to eat and it is not a toy so I dont mind sharing it with everybuddy on my blog.

7 Things I Plan To Do Before I Die
Wut is this thang called “die”? Is it like eating my din din? Here is wut I plan to do before eating din din.
1. Sleep.
2. Sleep some mores.
3. Sleep a lot mores.
4. Go potty.
5. Whine at Mummy until she plays with me.
6. Squeal real loud when Daddy comes home.
7. Drool while Mummy makes my din din.

7 Things I Do Now
Well I feel like I ansered this wun already but okay here we goes.
1. Sleep.
2. Sleep some mores.
3. Sleep a lot mores.
4. Go potty.
5. Whine at Mummy until she plays with me.
6. Squeal real loud when Daddy comes home.
7. Drool while Mummy makes my din din.

7 Things I Can’t Do
Okay good now here is a challenj cause usually if I cant do it its cause I dont know bout it.
1. Share.
2. Be nice to other dawgs.
3. Spell good or write good or read at all.
4. Tell Mummy I have to potty (I think she jest gesses).
5. Bark eksept at the mailman.
6. Be outsides alone.
7. Open the treat boxes.

7 Things That Attract Me to The Opposite Sex
I is not shore how to answers this cause I does not like other dawgs no how. But I luvs my Mummy who is a girl so I will tell you wut I luv about my Mummy.
1. Her voice is so purty.
2. She gives me treats and foodies.
3. She buys me toys.
4. She takes me outsides fer fun times.
5. She has a nice car and lets me ride in it.
6. She hugs and kisses and pats me all the times.
7. She is my Mummy.

7 Things I say Most Often
1. Ball
2. Pet me
3. Throw it
4. I dont wanna
5. Lookit me
6. Treats now
7. Ssh its sleepy time peoples

7 Celebrities That I Admire
1. My Mummy
2. My Daddy
3. My Gramma
4. Unkle S
5. Aunty K
6. Dennis who is funny and has lotsa frends.
7. Daisy who is a beutifull dawg wut looks like me.

7 Who Gets to do this now
Dang I does not reely know seven blogs what I could sujest tho I do think Dennis and Daisy wuld do it justiss.