Awsum me

Well my pal Tucker tagged me fer a meme called Seven Reesuns Why I Am Awsum. Aktually it is not called that but I figger if it has a titul like that then I does not have to eksplane the rools rite?
So without enny further ado here are my seven reesuns:

I have a blak belt [...]

Omigosh I getted mail!

Well I getted a pakage todays and guess what it wuz. It wuz a present frum my pal Addie! My Mummy sed I getted to open it myself. And I did!
At first I keeped giving the pakage to Mummy cause I thinked that would be faster. But she insisted so finally I went for it.
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Mailwoman!

Ohmigosh a suspishus woman drived the white car and touched my Mummys paper box today! I was so suprised I didnt even bark. So even though in the past I skeered the mailman but now it seems theres lots of suspishus peoples to touch the box so even if I bark everyday and skeer them all therell still [...]

Yeah I skeered the mailman

Well that mail man didnt come today so I guess I did a good job skeering him off! Mummy didnt seem to notice though so I didnt get any treats. Well the safety of my Mummy’s stuff comes first thats what makes me a good dog.
What am I saying okay okay I was doing it for the [...]

Mailman

Today Mummy left the curtain open and said enjoy some sun and I sawed a strange man in a little white car touching that mysterious box in the front yard. Well I know Mummy and Daddy luv that box cause they go out there every day to look at it and sometimes it gives them papers that [...]