Farewell, Dubby!

Well folks Dubby did not come home today. Mummy sez he getted adopted!
Fer sum reeson she is very sad.
I am bizzy judjing Daisys costoom contest and I dont have time to be sad. Not that I would be sad ennyways haha! I am reely happy cause it is so kwiet around here AT LAST!!
So here [...]

Good Riddance I Mean Goodbye Waylan

Well yesterday wuz the last day fer the cold air masheen peeple to be here. So it wuz also the last day that Waylan will be here. Yes!! I can go back to having Mummy all to myself at last.
It terned out that Waylan wuz an eskape artist. I dont know why he wuz called [...]

Tabloid Skandal!!

Well hot on the heels of my viktory in the Tricks fer Treats contest the paparazi are all over me like flys on stiky paper.
Okay well mebbe it is jest one paparazi and she looks suspishusly like Mummy but look at this the paparazi is alreddy taking skandalus pitchers of me oh noes!!
Look at this [...]

We Are Not In Love

Well good gravy I leeve my blog alone fer like wut a few days and Star is spreding crazy rumers about us. No sir this will not stand.
Let me make it cleer I am not in luv with the evil Star. I think it is obveeus to everybuddy wut knows me that I find Stars [...]

We Are In Love

Hello everyone. Today is a serious topic. It is about love. Since Dozer is rather stupid about love, I am going to talk about it. To be specific, I want to tell everyone that Dozer and I are in love!
Yes, I have heard that Dozer asked Daisy to be his Valentine. Well, it looks like Daisy and I might [...]

A Year Ago

Well my pal Trooper tagged me to tell about wut I wuz doing a year ago today. I dont think I can tell you wut I wuz doing back then but I can tell you wut I wuz NOT doing.
I wuz not getting any atenshun or luv. I wuz not going on any walks. I [...]

Honestee is the Bestest Policee

Well my pal Dennis gived me this thang which is a meem and a pitcher. Here is the pitcher part:

And the meem part sez I must tell ten honest thangs bout myself. As I menshuned to Dennis this is why I did not allow Star to have this responsibilitee. Star is a known lier after [...]

Werk Schmerk

Well honestlee what is this thang called werk and why does everybuddy do it so much? It is cutting into my luvvin time. I have had to strategikally place myself so that I cannot be ignored ennymore.
Mummy sez oh Dozer you are in my way. Well duh!! Isnt that the point?

Scandal!

Well some videos have surfaced on the Interweb that purport to show me playing (gasp gasp!!) with that Evil Dawg Titan. I say preposterus! Lets view these allejed videos now.

Well I does not play bow to no dawg never! So that must not be me it must be some other dawg.
And [...]

Where is the Luv?

Well it has been a little whiles since I posted and it is mostly cause Mummy is not letting me on the compooter.
This is mostly that awful dawg Titans fault cause he takes up all her time. Why jest yesterday who wuz it that wuz gone fer hours and hours and came home smelling like [...]