Well Mummy finaly camed home frum her misterius trip yesterday!

Star and me wuz purty happy cause frankly Daddy wuz not too good bout waking up in the middle of the nite wen we hads to go potty. Also he kinda forgetted wen we wuz sposed to eat and stuff.

Wut didja bring me Mummy??

Gramma camed by the howse lots wen Mummy wuz gone. It is good cause she let us go outsides and played with us and stuff.

Gosh Mummy I luv you... hey why is you putting up this gate?

But here is the funny thang. As soon as Mummy camed home she did sum stuff and then she leaved agin and then she camed back agin with a smelly boks!! And now sumthang stranje is going on in Mummys bathrum!!

Now Mummys out here so wuts makin that noyse in thar??

I am not shore wut is goin on but I does not think I am gonna likes it!!

To be continooed…

Well okay here are the horrible details of the trip I wuz forced to go on the last few days!

First of all we all getted in the car. Auntie K and Gramma camed too but in their own car which looks ekacktly like Mummys car. Then we drived and drived fer a long time.

Then at last we wuz there! It wuz alreddy dark outsides and dinner time. We all went into this little house.

I thinks I made it pretty clear I wanted to go home now.

Open sesame.

Star did not care. She eated her food and my food too.

Her butt makes her look fat.

I tried again to convey my sad feelings only this time I bringed my ball jest in case Mummy reely did let me go home. I wuz prepared.

Seeriusly open the door Mummy.

It did not werk. We sleeped in that little house. I did not cry too much that night cause I wuz purty shore we would go home first thang in the morning.

Then in the morning it getted very very cold and lots of wind. Mummy sed oh thats too bad we cannot go on a boat. Wut?!?! Well thank goodness fer that! So mebbe we will go home now??

Come on Auntie K Im purty shore home is this way.

But no we did not go home. Insted we stayed outside that little house and Mummy and Daddy talked with other peoples that they knowed. Well the only good thang wuz that these peoples were suckers and they throwed my ball for me for a long long time.

There wuz a little dawg named Oakley and Star falled in love with him. Here is a video of me and Star and Oakley and all those peoples.

Unfortoonately all that fetch made me hurt my foot kinda bad and then Mummy sed I could not play no more. Also I had to wear a sock. Well since my only fun times wuz taken away frum me I cryed and shaked because there wuz nothing to distrakt me frum the fakt that I wuz not home.

Auntie K tried her bestest to distrakt me in this moovee by making a kitty noise.

I honestlee dont know wut Auntie K means when she implys I have been crying fer two days. Its reely only been like one and a half days by now.

My enemy Star made me look like a Very Bad Dawg! Look at this awful moovee of Star showing off her fancy moves with Mummy.

Oh yeah well I can sit faster then you Star so there. Im shore yer fat butt causes you sum trubble when you try to sit.

That night we went back in the little house and I cried sum more cause I knowed then that we wuz not going home fer a whole nother night! Jest a warning if you are prone to mygranes you may want to skip this moovee.

You will notice Star at the end of the moovee and she did not look too happy. She sez this is what she wuz thinking. She wouldnt tell me wut it means so that is fer you to figger out.

Anyways the next day I wuz so releeved to see Mummy and Auntie K and Gramma packing up all the stuff. Then Mummy taked Star on a speshull trip down to the water even tho it wuz still too cold and windy to do anythang in the water. It turns out Star is skeered of waves ha ha ha ha!!

Then we all getted in the car and WE WENT HOME!!! YAY!!

Gah! Let the radio do the singing, Man!

Going home at last! Happiest Dawg Ever!

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Well today Gramma and Aunty K comed over and talked with Mummy and Daddy and I thinked oh good this is my chance fer some play and some pats frum suckers. Cause I have learnd that strangers what come over to my house are usualy suckers and it is not hard to make them play with me.

So I sitted real close to Gramma and licked her arm and then she petted me. After a while she stopped petting so I licked her again and then she petted me again! Well that wuz working real good so I jest kept licking Gramma every time she stopped petting. I guess that means I trained Gramma to pet me.

You pet me now.

Yay I get petted!

Aunty K who I luv but who doesnt luv me she wuz not trainable tho. When I licked her she tolled me to go away and get lost but she would not pet me no how.

Petting FAIL.

Well Mummy sez I cant show you a pitcher of my boo boo cause its too gross for peoples who dont like blood and guts. Honestly it isnt much of nothing just a little bump thats been on my leg for ever and ever and when I wuz at the vet who I luv he sed oh its no big deel dont worry bout that little bitty bump. So Mummy didnt worry bout it and course I never worry bout nothing like that so we went on like always.

Well now I guess Mummy is worryed bout that bump cause yesterdays I acksidentally rubbed it and it started to bleed. Acktually this is the second time but after the first time the vet gave me a jigantik bandage and sed now that thang aint never gonna bleed no more but guess he wuz wrong bout that…

So I rubbed it while I wuz playing tumble with Daddy in the living room and Daddy dont notice much mebbe cause he always is eating or sleeping or thinking bout eating or sleeping so he didnt notice that the bump wuz bleeding. Well I didnt care much so I went about my bizness of running around the house playing with my toys and stuff. But then Mummy sawed me and she sed oh no Dozer oh no its everywhere look at the car pet!!! Well I like cars and Im a pet so I thinked hey mebbe we will go fer a ride but insted Mummy grabbed my collar and made me go into the food room called the kichen.

I dont like the kichen too much cause the floor isnt fuzzy and soft it is hard and cold and only good fer cooling off after fun times outsides. But then Mummy and Daddy wuz both unhappy and they grabbed me and wuz talkin to themselves and Mummy wuz running around and Daddy wuz petting me and telling me to stay in the kichen and sheesh I didnt know what the big deal wuz. Finally Mummy bringed some cloths and Daddy wrapped them all around my leg and the little bump. I never like those cloths but I leaves them alone cause Im a Very Good Dawg. Plus Mummy always watches me real close and she sez UH UH if I tries to lick them.

This turned out to be the perfect opportoonitee to use my Pathetik face so I did and Daddy gave me some super treats called Beggin Strips that Gramma bringed over while she wuz watching me. I luv these treats sooo much cause Mummy only gives me sum crunchy boring ones.

Well Mummy poured a liquid and rubbed on the fuzzy floor fer a very very long time after that and she did it in almost all the rooms and she grumbled a lot while she did it so I stayed away. Sumtimes I think Mummy is a little crazy.

Mummy and Daddy came back at long last Im so happy happy to see them. But Mummy didnt bring back her car that I luv so whats up with that?? She wuz kinda tired and stuff so Im being extra Good today so she will luv me.

Well Gramma helped me write my blog wile Mummy wuz gone but she didnt know how to make it work on the compooter so now that Mummy is backs I can tells you wut I did last week. It is so intresting to me cause it involves so much toys and new toys and playing with Gramma and we all know that if its intresting to me it must reely be intresting to the whole world so guess wut here is wut I did.

New Toys

First of all Gramma bringed me new toys which is as it shuld be cause Im a Very Good Dawg and I always deserves lots of toys. I wuz happy cause Gramma bringed me a new Aligater toy the old one which I tored up until it wuz little shreds and Gramma throwed it out. Here is the new Aligater toy:

I does luv this Aligater toy.

Fun Times

Also Gramma did lots of fun times with me like throwing my Frisbee and my ball and my Sheep and my Aligater and so on and so on. Reely she jest throwed stuff fer me to go get which as we all know is the most funnest thang to do ever. And also unlike Mummy and Daddy who only throws thangs when it is getting dark and almost bedtime Gramma throwed toys fer me all day even when it wuz hot outsides and she also throwed toys up and down the stairs. So wow I got to play so much and now Im kinda bored with Mummy but dont worry I still luv her.

Sleeping In Peoples Bed

Ha ha well Gramma is not imune to the Pathetik face and I suckered her good into letting me up on Mummy and Daddys bed ha ha ha ha! Now Mummy is back and she is not suckered by Pathetik face but she wuz still nice and she letted me on the bed for a little whiles last night just fer cuddles but then I had to sleep on my bed after that. Dang.

Bathies

What the heck Mummy just made me bathies a little while ago and then Gramma gave me bathies too. Gramma sed Dozer youre stinky like pee pee! Well gosh Gramma what does you expect when I wuz pee peeing on the grass then rolling in it? I guess Gramma didnt like my new stink cause she gave me a bathies.

But you know the stoopid part about the bathies wuz that Gramma didnt know how to give me a bathies except that she readed my blog about the bathies Mummy gave me and thats how she learneded how to do it!! Ohmigosh I shouldnt never have tolled nobuddy about the bathies cause I teached Gramma how to bathies me!! Dang thats crazy.

Mummy and Daddy are going away. I can tell cause sertain thangs have been happening like they do before sumbody goes away fer a while. But Im a little worried cause usually only one of them goes away but this time both of them are doing goaway thangs!

First of all the house is very very clean and Gramma keeps coming over and Mummy tells her stuff about me and Gramma does thangs like let me outsides to potty. Well I know thats not right cause Gramma usually only comes over to play with me thats all.

Second of all Mummy keeps brushing me and she washed my beds and keeps sayin Im gonna get a bathies before they go. Well if they wuz just goin to the store or sumthang then why would she say that.

And third of all a little while ago Mummy and Daddy brought home some more of them travel boxes where people put their clothes when they go away. They already have two of them boxes but I guess thats not enough this time. Once I got in one of them boxes and Mummy laffed but then Daddy sed hey dont hell get hair on my clothes. They havent put any clothes in the boxes yet so I wonder when this is gonna happen?

Anyways the whole thang makes me nervous. I like Gramma but I reely luv my Mummy and Daddy!

Omigosh I gots new toys today it was so exciting. First Mummy brought me a new toy that is called Pink Toy which was really neat.

This is my new Pink Toy

Then Gramma brought me a new toy that looks just like a toy I used to have called Frisbee and I shore luved that one. When Gramma brought New Frisbee I decided I didnt like Pink Toy anymore so I just spat it out and took Frisbee instead.

Mummy and Gramma laffed at me cause I grabbed Frisbee before Mummy could cut off the paper that is not part of the toy. Also I couldnt see anythang.

Mummy sez me and Pink Toy will have to be friends insides cause Frisbee is gonna live outsides. But she letted me play with Frisbee insides for a while since it is new and not dirty. Mummy dont like dirty thangs in the house.