Well I have bin colekting awards fer no obveeus reesun eksept that I am cleerly a adorabull dawg wut everybuddy luvs. It cannot be cause of my blog cause my Mummy has bin neglekting me badly in this regard. She keeps wining bout too much werk and blah blah blah nobuddy cares!! Ennyways oh yes I am shore these awards are also cause of my luvving and konserned attitood toward all my frends!!

First is this fine award frum my luv Daisy the Pink Pit Bull wut is indeed sumwut pink tho I am afrade she is not kwite as pink as our icky foster dawg (or mebbe pig I am not shore) Dubby. However she is much much more loverly.

Well Ill be darned this is wun smart award!! How did it know that dawg bones and Daisy Dawgs are both my choise?? The only thang it fergitted bout wuz Kong Balls! Now this award does not come with enny rools eksept I should kreddit Purple Hatter fer the deezine. I git to pass it out to whoever I want! I will haves to think bout that fer a wile… and treshure my preshus award all to myselfs.

Now we come to the Oops I Ate It Award! This is frum my pal Dennis the Viszla with suport from Tucker.

OK this is not reely an award it is a meem and the rooles say I am sposed to tell you bout food thangs I have steeled. Well as menny of you may know I am not too good at steeling foodstuffs.

You mite remember this pitcher frum a wile ago. It wuz sum foodies that Mummy leaved on the tabull fer hours wile she wuz not at home. I did not eat it.

It wuz a yummy English muffen and sum milk.

You mite also remember this pitcher. This is ware my foodies is keeped: on the floor ware I could jest git rite in it if I wanted. But I do not.

I does not eat foodies that is not in my bowl. Not even when the bag is open and nobuddy is homes.

Beleeve it or not even Star does not steel foodies. I am not shore how she keeps her butt so fat without steeling but she does it sumhow!!

However there is sumone in our howse that DOES steel foodies and you may remember this pitcher!! Thats rite its DADDY and hes steeling MY foodies!! Or at leest he is faking it ennyways. Shame on you Daddy!!

Sheesh Daddy yer embarasing me get yer own bowl!

Now lets find out bout the notty eating habits of these fine bloggers!!

1. Bobo and Meja
2. The Prairie Dogs
3. Jack and Maggie
4. Brownie

Okay now the nekst award is frum Princess the Pit Bull!

Awww isnt that sweet she is showing me luv!! I hopes Daisy doesnt git jellus!! Hey wate a sekund Princess sez this award is fer STAR!! Wut!??

Hi everyone, it’s me, Star. Thanks, Princess, for this wonderful award. I do indeed show the love whereever there is love to be shown!!

Here are some rules that came with the award:

So, here is the picture of me sharing the love with Dozer and Dubby. It’s a three-way love-a-thon! A “love triangle,” you might say.

And here are five lovely, loving blog buddies who deserve this award!

1. Honey the Great Dane
2. Addie, Lucie, and Hailey
3. Quizz
4. Gus and Waldo
5. Woodrow, Sweetie, and MJ

Well tonite me and Star wuz invited to a dinner party. This wuz a big suprise fer us! We dont usually git to eat at the tables.

Dinner party yeah!

The foodies wuz noodulls. I luv noodulls! I haf to admit I wuz a little unshore bout ettikit. But I followed the prinsipul rool of being polite wich is: Fore on the floor.

This reminds me of sum moovee bout dawgs and spagetti.

Star however made a fool of herself.

Hey that is not fore on the floor Star! Bad dawg!

Ew gross I thinks she jest kissed Daddy.

Fer sum reeson Mummy sawed us doing this and she sed oh I jest losed my apitite! Well grate that meens more fer us rite Daddy??

Well my Mummy left the house and forgetted that she leaved sum delishuss food on the short table. She wuz gone fer TWO hours.

But guess what. I wuz a Very Good Dawg and I did not eat that food!

It wuz a yummy English muffen and sum milk.

I know it looks like it wuz eaten a bit and thats cause Mummy wuz eating it not me. Then she ranned off and forgitted about the food.

Now you may be saying well Dozer thats very Good but isnt Star a Good Dawg too cause she didnt eat the food ether.

And the anser to that is NO Star doesnt get any creddit here and this is why:

Star got leaved in her crate while Mummy wuz gone.

Ha ha ha!! I am the only Very Good Dawg in this house!!

Well delishuss foodies require apreciashun even if it is people foodies. Today I wanted to teach Star how to apreciate foodies without doing what Mummy calls begging. Mummy sez begging is not allowed but I have found that it is okay to apreciate foodies.

Unfortunately Star did not take my advice. It wuz good that she layed down on the floor when Mummy told her to but her begging wuz jest too obvious.

You will feed me that. Now.

Howevers I wuz a Very Good Dawg and merely apreciated the foodies without begging. Though it looked a lot like I wuz smelling Stars legpit but I wuz not.

That foodies smells loverly but I am not begging.

I have found that the key is not to look at the foodies or at Mummy or Daddy when they is eating. That is the difrence between begging and merely apreciating the foodies.

Well today mmm I getted speshull foodies. This is my normal foodies plus a delishus thang called rice that is white and smooshy and sooo yummy. Silly Mummy putted the rice at the bottom and put the normal foodies on the top but I digged right down to the bottom and getted to the rice first of course.

Rice close up!

After yesterdays failed Campain fer a Better Bed I will acksept this peace offering frum my Mummy and forgive that she didnt let me up on her nice soft bed. I reckon it is not her falt that she has a hart of stone. It is a terible disease.

Well today I will show you my fun toy called Blue Toy. I luv Blue Toy espeshully much cause it usually has foodies or treats in it! My toy called Black Kong also has foodies or treats in it but that toy is very easy to get the yummy thangs out. This toy is much harder.

Mummy sez this toy is not reely called Blue Toy. It is called StarMark Everlasting Treat Ball. So you can prolly guess why I jest call it Blue Toy.

This toy comes in the boks with a BIG treat that is hard and brown and I guess cause of the name that treat is reely sposed to be Everlasting but it shore didnt last long when I getted it! But so far the blue part has been Everlasting which is purty good cause I usually chew thangs up reely fast but this one not so much.

Here is Mummy giving me my Blue Toy. It has Milk Bones in it.

Why thank you Mummy.

Hmm I will jest chomp on it fer a whiles.

Action shot! A treat has falled out. I will eat it.

Mmm I am licking it cause there are no more treats insides.

Please may I have another?

Mummy sez you must ignore the messes in the pitchers cause that is Daddys office and he never cleens it.

Well Dannan and the Girl wuz kind enuff to gives me this thang called a meme. I does not know wut that is but it is not good to eat and it is not a toy so I dont mind sharing it with everybuddy on my blog.

7 Things I Plan To Do Before I Die
Wut is this thang called “die”? Is it like eating my din din? Here is wut I plan to do before eating din din.
1. Sleep.
2. Sleep some mores.
3. Sleep a lot mores.
4. Go potty.
5. Whine at Mummy until she plays with me.
6. Squeal real loud when Daddy comes home.
7. Drool while Mummy makes my din din.

7 Things I Do Now
Well I feel like I ansered this wun already but okay here we goes.
1. Sleep.
2. Sleep some mores.
3. Sleep a lot mores.
4. Go potty.
5. Whine at Mummy until she plays with me.
6. Squeal real loud when Daddy comes home.
7. Drool while Mummy makes my din din.

7 Things I Can’t Do
Okay good now here is a challenj cause usually if I cant do it its cause I dont know bout it.
1. Share.
2. Be nice to other dawgs.
3. Spell good or write good or read at all.
4. Tell Mummy I have to potty (I think she jest gesses).
5. Bark eksept at the mailman.
6. Be outsides alone.
7. Open the treat boxes.

7 Things That Attract Me to The Opposite Sex
I is not shore how to answers this cause I does not like other dawgs no how. But I luvs my Mummy who is a girl so I will tell you wut I luv about my Mummy.
1. Her voice is so purty.
2. She gives me treats and foodies.
3. She buys me toys.
4. She takes me outsides fer fun times.
5. She has a nice car and lets me ride in it.
6. She hugs and kisses and pats me all the times.
7. She is my Mummy.

7 Things I say Most Often
1. Ball
2. Pet me
3. Throw it
4. I dont wanna
5. Lookit me
6. Treats now
7. Ssh its sleepy time peoples

7 Celebrities That I Admire
1. My Mummy
2. My Daddy
3. My Gramma
4. Unkle S
5. Aunty K
6. Dennis who is funny and has lotsa frends.
7. Daisy who is a beutifull dawg wut looks like me.

7 Who Gets to do this now
Dang I does not reely know seven blogs what I could sujest tho I do think Dennis and Daisy wuld do it justiss.

All morning Mummy wuz talking and saying car a lot so I thinked she wuz gonna take me fer a ride. She has a new car which is not the car I luv but a diffrent car that I havent been in yet and Mummy sez I cant ride in it cause its a rentall whatever that is. So anyways this morning I wuz excited thinking she wuz gonna take me fer sum fun times in the car but instead she jest left me alone at home!

Well Mummy has been so busy lately I am very sad especially since Gramma wuz playing with me so much while she wuz here. So now that Mummy is not doing nothing with me and keeps leaving me home alones I have decided to be pouty-faced and to not eat just so she knows Im not happy with her. Some of you dawgs especially might be saying not eat foodies? why on earth would you do that thats just crazyness but let me tell you something when I dont eat Mummy pays lots of atenshun to me and gets worried and sez oh Dozer whats wrong with you are you sick?? Oh yes then sumtimes she makes my foodies tasty somehow like by putting special treatys in it.

So sumtimes it is worth it to not eat foodies and you dont never have to worry about not getting anymore foodies cause your Mummy or Daddy will always try to give you foodies again soon.

I am a Very Good Dawg. When my Mummy leaves me home alones, I does not do naughty thangs. I will shows you all the thangs I does not do.

I does not eat foodies that is not in my bowl. Not even when the bag is open and nobuddy is homes. Oh look you get a speshull treat cause in this pitcher you can admire my red ball.

I NEVERS get up on this thang. Im not sure what its for.

These are Mummy and Daddys thangs they are not my toys so I dont touch them. But sumtimes I does sleep on them cause I luv the smell.

This is where Mummy and Daddy makes foodies up on that green ledge but I dont never sneak in here and eat foodies not even off the floor. All my foodies comes from Mummys hand or my foodie bowl.

Smelly thangs and foodies go in all these boxes but I dont never put my nose into thems.

Theres also a thang with water in it where peoples like Mummy and Daddy go potty and I herd that some dawgs drink the water there but I never never do! That thang is for peoples not dawgs.

Notice how cute and adorabull I ams in these pitchers. I luv posing for pitchers I always hold very still so Mummy can give me a treat.

Today I getted to go for not one but two rides in Mummys car which wuz a big suprize for me cause somtimes I only get one ride and mostly no rides. I luv Mummys car cause it is a pretty big one tho not as big as Daddys truck but Daddys truck is always full of stuff he calls tools and also he has lots of garbage I know this cause one time I rode in it and it smelld funny and I smelld the garbage and Mummy said yukky Dozer dont put yer nose there yukky. Then Mummy made Daddy put the garbage in the big green garbage bucket outside before we left. Mummy calls Daddy a slob but he doesnt come home till reely late sometimes and she sez its cause he works hard all day.

Anyways I rided two times today. One time we went to a place where Mummy drops off lots of papers which is good cause she looks at those papers all day and dont pay atension to me. Sometimes she brings back new papers but not today she sed she is taking a break and I know what that means cause she tells me to take a break when I play with my toys until Im tired. Then the next time in the car we went to a food place where Mummy got some food but she didnt get nothing fer me! Also she letted me sit in the front for a litle ways so the cold air blowed on me real good. And one time I forgetted the rule that Im supposed to sit down while the car is moving so Mummy said sit so I did sit but I sitted on an empty water bottle and it poked my behind so I had to move over. I wish Mummy would clean her car soon cause theres papers and garbage in there but not as much as Daddys truck.

After the rides Mummy ate her food and I wuz just trying to get a little sniff cause it smelld good but Mummy accused me of begging can you beleeve that? I dont need to beg cause Im so dang cute I can get whatever I want just by looking cute. The end Dozer sez.

Im just looking is all