Well I have bin colekting awards fer no obveeus reesun eksept that I am cleerly a adorabull dawg wut everybuddy luvs. It cannot be cause of my blog cause my Mummy has bin neglekting me badly in this regard. She keeps wining bout too much werk and blah blah blah nobuddy cares!! Ennyways oh yes [...]
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Well tonite me and Star wuz invited to a dinner party. This wuz a big suprise fer us! We dont usually git to eat at the tables.
The foodies wuz noodulls. I luv noodulls! I haf to admit I wuz a little unshore bout ettikit. But I followed the prinsipul rool of being polite wich is: [...]
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Well my Mummy left the house and forgetted that she leaved sum delishuss food on the short table. She wuz gone fer TWO hours.
But guess what. I wuz a Very Good Dawg and I did not eat that food!
I know it looks like it wuz eaten a bit and thats cause Mummy wuz eating it [...]
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Well delishuss foodies require apreciashun even if it is people foodies. Today I wanted to teach Star how to apreciate foodies without doing what Mummy calls begging. Mummy sez begging is not allowed but I have found that it is okay to apreciate foodies.
Unfortunately Star did not take my advice. It wuz good that she [...]
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Well today mmm I getted speshull foodies. This is my normal foodies plus a delishus thang called rice that is white and smooshy and sooo yummy. Silly Mummy putted the rice at the bottom and put the normal foodies on the top but I digged right down to the bottom and getted to the rice [...]
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Well today I will show you my fun toy called Blue Toy. I luv Blue Toy espeshully much cause it usually has foodies or treats in it! My toy called Black Kong also has foodies or treats in it but that toy is very easy to get the yummy thangs out. This toy is much [...]
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Well Dannan and the Girl wuz kind enuff to gives me this thang called a meme. I does not know wut that is but it is not good to eat and it is not a toy so I dont mind sharing it with everybuddy on my blog.
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All morning Mummy wuz talking and saying car a lot so I thinked she wuz gonna take me fer a ride. She has a new car which is not the car I luv but a diffrent car that I havent been in yet and Mummy sez I cant ride in it cause its a rentall [...]
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I am a Very Good Dawg. When my Mummy leaves me home alones, I does not do naughty thangs. I will shows you all the thangs I does not do.
Theres also a thang with water in it where peoples like Mummy and Daddy go potty and I herd that some dawgs drink the water there but [...]
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Today I getted to go for not one but two rides in Mummys car which wuz a big suprize for me cause somtimes I only get one ride and mostly no rides. I luv Mummys car cause it is a pretty big one tho not as big as Daddys truck but Daddys truck is always full [...]
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