My New(ish) Toy: Skweeky Ball

Well before I hurted my leg I wuz gonna show you this My New Toy: Skweeky Ball!
I cannot play fetch with this toy ennymore until I am all betters. And that is gonna be months sez Mummy. But I will show this toy to you anyways.
You are prolly saying hey Dozer wate jest a sekund! That [...]

Not Gonna Happen

Well it rained yesterday which ment a boring day fer us insides the house. When it rains the only time we go outsides is fer potty time.
Well that is not totally troo cause Star does not go outside even fer potty time.
I always takes advantage of potty time to try and play sum fetch but [...]

A Speshull Gest

Well today wuz a bit eksiting cause we had a speshull gest at my howse. It wuz a yellow lab baby dawg named Waylan.
To be honest I wuz not eksited about Waylan. I wuz eksited fer two other reesuns. One wuz that Star LUVED Waylan a lot so that ment I had a little peece [...]

My Trip

Well okay here are the horrible details of the trip I wuz forced to go on the last few days!
First of all we all getted in the car. Auntie K and Gramma camed too but in their own car which looks ekacktly like Mummys car. Then we drived and drived fer a long time.
Then at [...]

Roomers

Well today I herd a skary roomer that Mummy and Daddy is going on a trip! They has pulled out the bokses where clothings go. Oh noes!! I does not like when Mummy and Daddy leaves me!!
But I also notissed sumthang very strange which is that Mummy also bringed out the dawg life vests and [...]

Super Boring Week!

Well thank goodness this super boring week is finally over. We had sum sunny warm weather fer a while and it wuz dry enuff that Mummy let us play outsides fer a bit. But other than that we had to stay insides and listen to Mummy say oh no dogs it is too wet to [...]

A Year Ago

Well my pal Trooper tagged me to tell about wut I wuz doing a year ago today. I dont think I can tell you wut I wuz doing back then but I can tell you wut I wuz NOT doing.
I wuz not getting any atenshun or luv. I wuz not going on any walks. I [...]

Honestee is the Bestest Policee

Well my pal Dennis gived me this thang which is a meem and a pitcher. Here is the pitcher part:

And the meem part sez I must tell ten honest thangs bout myself. As I menshuned to Dennis this is why I did not allow Star to have this responsibilitee. Star is a known lier after [...]

Theyre Back!

Mummy and Daddy came back at long last Im so happy happy to see them. But Mummy didnt bring back her car that I luv so whats up with that?? She wuz kinda tired and stuff so Im being extra Good today so she will luv me.
Well Gramma helped me write my blog wile Mummy [...]

Dang That Chicken

Well there are good thangs and bad thangs about that baby chicken. The bad thangs is that the chicken is like a baby duck that Mummy used to have that grew into a big duck. And Mummy luvved that big duck sooo much even tho it wuz reely mean and it bit me and did [...]