Now my pal Mina has tagged me fer a meme called 5 x 5 where I have to show the fifth pitcher in the fifth folder on Mummys compooter. Well Mummy does not file her pitchers in a way that is very convenient like that so I am gonna do it this way by going to my folder called Dozer and taking the fifth pitcher frum there. Here it is:

Well hang on wait jest one sekund here that is not me!!! That is my Mummy and Old Lady Dawg! Why is that pitcher in MY folder?? Well I must correct this injustiss so I am going to pick the SIXTH pitcher which is of me.

Thats more like it! That is a pitcher of ME yer lovabull adorabull Dozer!

These pitchers were taken in November 2007 by a nice lady named Patti Mora who is a profeshunal pet pitcher-taker. She wuz very nice even when I mebbe acksidentally almost knocked over her fancy lights and big umbrellas and kinda messed up the speshull papers and cloths that we wuz all sitting on fer sum crazy reeson. But I wuz jest soooo excited I couldnt help myself.

Now I am sposed to pass this meme along to sum other peeples but unforchoonately I thinks most of my pals have alreddy done this meme. But if you have not done this please do it okay? It is a lot of funs but only if you acktually get a pitcher of you when you do it!

Now I am gonna go talk to Mummy about her bad organizashun of the pitcher folders.

Well my pal Trooper tagged me to tell about wut I wuz doing a year ago today. I dont think I can tell you wut I wuz doing back then but I can tell you wut I wuz NOT doing.

I wuz not getting any atenshun or luv. I wuz not going on any walks. I wuz not playing fetch. And do you know why???

Well part of it wuz cause it wuz reely wet outsides that year and it wuz too muddy to play outsides. And also part of it wuz cause Old Lady Dawg wuz very sick and Mummy wuz spending lots and lots of time with her. In fact I think Old Lady Dawg misteriously disapeared just a tiny bit less than a year ago and I wuz even more bored after that cause I reely liked Old Lady Dawg.

Anyways what a sad story! Here is a pitcher of me and Old Lady Dawg to make up fer the sad story. Although I guess the pitcher is kinda sad too cause this is the last pitcher ever of Old Lady Dawg. Sorry bout that.

Me and Old Lady Dawg in Febuary 2008

Okay now I have to tag some other dawg pals so I am tagging Daisy the dog, Dannan the dog, and Dobby the dog! I would also tag Dennis the dog but I thinks he has already done this. If not, Dennis, go fer it.

Ooohh I miss my Mummy and Daddy… Here is another adorabull pitcher of me as a puppy.

Gosh I look mature and handsome already huh? March 2001

So even tho I am only four and a half months old in this pitcher I already look pretty growed up. Mummy sez I started out soooo tiny and then BANG I was a big old dawg before she even knowed it.

Ha ha look Old Lady Dawgs butt is in this pitcher. I guess this is before that accident cause Old Lady Dawg still has her tail in this pitcher and she wuz in an accident and had to have it cutted off by the vet. I still gots my tail cause I wasnt in no accident.

Ok Im getting a little ankshus about Mummy and Daddy being gone. Where cud they have gone for so many days?? Theyve never been gone this long before. Well here is the next pitcher of me as a puppy and they better hurry home cause Im gonna run out of pitchers. Well no not reely cause Mummy has enuff pitchers of me for a whole year but most of them are on shiny paper not on the compooter so I cant post them.

Hey look my first collar! February 2001

Well that collar looks a bit big on me doesnt it?? Yes my first collar was blue to match my blue eyes even though my eyes didnt stay blue for very long. Hey why is Old Lady Dawg in this pitcher too? This is supposed to be about me not her and look how much of the pitcher she takes up. Since Im the star my body should take up over 50 percent of the pitcher dont you think? Hmph.

Okay its day three and Mummy and Daddy still arent back so here is another pitcher of me as a puppy.

Here I am clearly showing talent as a model, January 2001

The dawg in the back was not my Mummy and Daddys dawg it was a dawg that lived with a man that lived in our house called a roommate. That dawg had sum disabilities with moving around but she was pretty nice anyways.

Ha ha look at Old Lady Dawg she blinked cause of the flash!! I didnt blink and you can see that even at an early age I wuz destined to be photojenik.

So its day two of Mummy and Daddy gone away, so here is another adorabull pitcher of me when I wuz a puppy!

Me trying to upstage Old Lady Dawg, January 2001

Say Old Lady Dawg get outta the way Im way cuter than you! I think in the next pitcher Mummy took I wuz biting Old Lady Dawgs face cause frankly she wuz blocking the cameras view of my adorabullness. Come to think of it I guess Old Lady Dawg reely put up with a lot of my nonsense but hey I wuz a rascally puppy wut do you expect?

Mummy drawed this pitcher of me isnt it cute?

The bestest part is my red Kong ball of course!

Yeah its okay I guess.

That magic button on the top of the old lady dawgs pitcher that looks kinda like a fun toy is NOT A TOY as I learnt one day. Mummy wuz not happy with me fer playing with it when it falled off ackcidentally. But I am a Very Good Dawg so she dont worry about me doing that ennymore.

Mummy what about me?

My Mummy pulled a collar out of a drawer and for a minnute I thought it wuz mine and then I sniffed it and by golly it was the collar from that old lady dawg that went to Hebbun a whiles ago. So first I thought mebbe Mummy is pulling the collar out cause that old lady dawg is gonna come back from Hebbun and she will need her collar unless she just had a bathies in which case she has to dry off first.

Then Mummy went outsides for sum reason with the collar and she left me insides. Well of course I started to cry cause she leaved me insides while outsides I am sure she wuz having funs with the old lady dawg! I bet they wuz going on a ride in the car and playing with a toy and going on a walkies and all kinds of fun stuff. I cried real loud until finally Mummy camed back in but she didnt bring the old lady dawg so I guess Ill have to see that old lady dawg some other time.

Mummy sed aw Dozer why you crying are you sad cause you saw Fel Fels collar do you miss her me too.

Well shore I wuz sad Mummy but not cause of that old lady dawg. Its cause you went outsides and had lots and lots of fun without me!!