Well if you remembers the other day I getted a pakaje frum my luv Daisy with sum BLING insides!

Today Mummy putted it on my new collar and also she moved my tags frum my old collar. So at last my new collar is ofishully My Collar!!

Mummy breaked a fingernail moving my tags. The D rings on my new collar are very fat!

She had to use a big skrewdriver.

Now my bling goes on.

Oh yeah I think this bling makes me look purty manly!!

Hey Daisy baby heres lookin at you.

WUT?!?! Did you say Treet?!?!

Hi everyone! It’s me, Star!

Dozer got all the glory and accolades a while ago after he got a snazzy new collar. But today, I finally got MY new collar!!

This collar, like Dozer’s, was also from Paco Collars. It is called the Milan Heart collar. And I look good in it, don’t you think?

It has silver hearts with pink and green details.

Okay, I know I look good. Just gimme that squeaky tennis ball already.

The collar helps, but I gotta get my beauty sleep, too!

You know, Lady, if you used a real camera instead of your cell phone, your pictures wouldn't suck so bad.

Well here wuz a nice suprise fer me! Mummy getted me a brand new collar.

This is a very swanky collar called the Alabama and it is made by Paco Collars.

NO I am not licking my butt! Geeze Mummy wut an embarasing pitcher.

The collar makes me glow or mebbe that is jest the humiditee getting to the kamra.

I thinks this new collar makes me look very manly. I wunder wut Daisy will think about it?

My Mummy likes Paco Collars very much and if you is kyuriuss about it she is gonna say more about it on her blog.

I am jest a little unhappy cause Mummy sed she is getting one fer Star too. It is called the Milan Heart collar. It is not reddy yet cause she jest ordered it and it has to be made speshull jest fer Star jest like this one wuz made speshull jest fer me.

Well this is the first ever edishun of VIP Tour of My House. Today I will shows you my Dawg Cabinet. It is called the Dawg Cabinet because it is a cabinet what holds everythang that belongs to dawgs. That includes stuff like leashes collars bowls treats clickers toys brushes Kongs shirts booties bandanas and on and on and on. Whenever we have foster dawgs at our house Mummy always has everything she needs in the Dawg Cabinet.

Here is a pitcher of the foody place also called a kitchen where the Dawg Cabinet is. Mummy dezined the kitchen herself with maybe a little help frum Daddy. Wasnt it nice that she made shore there wuz a Dawg Cabinet??

Yes yes lets get to the acktual Dawg Cabinet already.

The Dawg Cabinet. When it opens you should come running.

Now lets have a look insides this Dawg Cabinet.

Hmm yes very nice. There is lots of stuff.

What the? Hey why is my Aligator Toy in here??

Well dont worry I removed my Aligator Toy to a safe place. Here is the left side of the Dawg Cabinet. It shore is messy.

The yellow boks is kitty foodies in cans. Mummy sez they are jest in case. I dont understand just in case what cause I never gets to eat it.

And here is the right side of the Dawg Cabinet.

Leashes and bowls on the top. Booties and life vests on the bottom.

You are prolly asking hey Dozer wait why do you have life vests?? Does you live near a lake?Well acktually I have never wored that life vest. Mummy buyed it a loooong time ago thats why there is one fer Old Lady Dawg too. And we never goed to a lake after she buyed them thangs. I wonder if it still fits?

It does still fit what do you know.

I guess I will be reddy fer a fludd.

So that is the end of VIP Tour of My House: Dawg Cabinet. Now if you dont mind I have to go play with my Aligator Toy fer jest a bit.

Ok Im getting a little ankshus about Mummy and Daddy being gone. Where cud they have gone for so many days?? Theyve never been gone this long before. Well here is the next pitcher of me as a puppy and they better hurry home cause Im gonna run out of pitchers. Well no not reely cause Mummy has enuff pitchers of me for a whole year but most of them are on shiny paper not on the compooter so I cant post them.

Hey look my first collar! February 2001

Well that collar looks a bit big on me doesnt it?? Yes my first collar was blue to match my blue eyes even though my eyes didnt stay blue for very long. Hey why is Old Lady Dawg in this pitcher too? This is supposed to be about me not her and look how much of the pitcher she takes up. Since Im the star my body should take up over 50 percent of the pitcher dont you think? Hmph.

Well today I had a bathies and it wuz so awful. I always knows whats up cause Mummy goes in the bathroom and sez Dozer come on its time for bathies. She doesnt hide it at all. Then she takes off my collar so Im nekkid and then I knows she means it and Im so sad.

But Im always a Very Good Dawg so I always go into the shower by myself and Im very still and quiet for the bathies even tho I guess my sadness showed today cause Mummy sez oh Dozer why are you so pouty about this. Well gosh Mummy youre making me all wet and smelly so what do you expect? And even worse this time Mummy had to wash my behind cause she sed I wuznt doing a good job cleaning it!! Wut?!?! Well just so you knows the facts every time I try to clean it Mummy sez Dozer gross dont do that right now Im trying to eat! Sheesh.

Anyways once the torture part wuz over then it wuz time for the fun part which is the drying off. I luv the drying off I luv to roll around in the towels Mummy sez Im like a baby pig whatever that is cause I grunt and snort in the towels. Then I have to rub all over the bottom of Mummy and Daddys bed for sum reason I dont reely know why. But Old Lady Dawg used to do it so I does too.

And then after the drying off part wuz another awful part where Mummy pokes thangs down in my ear. She sez she is cleaning them ears but I liked it better when Old Lady Dawg cleaned my ears by licking insides of them. Mummy wont do that for sum reason.

And THEN the BEST PART OF ALL!! After all the bathies and drying off and ear cleaning THEN I get TREATS!!! Yes I get so many treats and they are delicious. And Mummy sez oh Dozer wut a good dawg you wuz so here is sum treats and I luv you sooo much.

I hate bathies but I sure luv afterwards yep.

Daddy and me and Pink Toy had some funs.

Now mind you this wuz in Daddys office so its pretty messy in these pitchers. Daddy has lots of tools and stuff so his office is always messy.

Daddy putted Pink Toy on me!

Pink Toy sez giddyup

Ha ha I gots you Pink Toy!

Not in my collar anymores

It wuz good times but Mummy wuz a bit unhappy with Pink Toy cause he ripped a little. She sez Dozer you have to be gentle with Pink Toy or else Ill have to throw him in the trash. Dont worry Pink Toy Ill be nice to you maybe.

Mummy what about me?

My Mummy pulled a collar out of a drawer and for a minnute I thought it wuz mine and then I sniffed it and by golly it was the collar from that old lady dawg that went to Hebbun a whiles ago. So first I thought mebbe Mummy is pulling the collar out cause that old lady dawg is gonna come back from Hebbun and she will need her collar unless she just had a bathies in which case she has to dry off first.

Then Mummy went outsides for sum reason with the collar and she left me insides. Well of course I started to cry cause she leaved me insides while outsides I am sure she wuz having funs with the old lady dawg! I bet they wuz going on a ride in the car and playing with a toy and going on a walkies and all kinds of fun stuff. I cried real loud until finally Mummy camed back in but she didnt bring the old lady dawg so I guess Ill have to see that old lady dawg some other time.

Mummy sed aw Dozer why you crying are you sad cause you saw Fel Fels collar do you miss her me too.

Well shore I wuz sad Mummy but not cause of that old lady dawg. Its cause you went outsides and had lots and lots of fun without me!!