Well Daddy thinks hes sooo funny. This is not my toy this is Daddys toy called the Grinch. He putted it in my collar so I am like a horsie or sumthang.

It sings and bounces.

And here is an adorabull pitcher of me yawning. Mummy luvs these action shots.

Worlds Longest Tongue I think.

I am very suspishuss of recent thangs that are going on. Mummy and Daddy smell like dawg when they come home. Also Mummy has getted out a crate and a gate and buyed sum delishuss treats that she takes with her to whatever mysterius place where they are visiting this dawg.

Well you will not believe it but Santa ackcidentally forgetted one of his raindeer at my house! I am not shore which one it is. Perhaps Rudolph seeing as how it has red nostrils.

I did not know this but aparently raindeer sqweek!

Well everybuddy I am wishing you a very Happy Howlidays! I hopes you get all the toys you wish fer.

Good gravy is all these presents fer me??

Happy Howlidays frum yer pal Dozer!

Well Mummy and Daddy are reely crazy. They bringed a tree home some days ago and today they putted lights on it. But first Mummy putted the lights on me. Hah hah Mummy arent you silly.

Better be a treat in this fer me.

Then I helped decorate by playing with my Crinklee Toy which Addie gived me.

Guess I wont tear this up seeing as how you is watching me Mummy.

Krunch krunch oh yes it is my Crinklee Toy.

Well I wuz getting into the Christmas spirit all right. And mebbe a little too much spirit cause my Crinklee Toy getted a little hole in it. And you know what there wuz plastik in there not stuffing!

Well I getted a pakage todays and guess what it wuz. It wuz a present frum my pal Addie! My Mummy sed I getted to open it myself. And I did!

At first I keeped giving the pakage to Mummy cause I thinked that would be faster. But she insisted so finally I went for it.

I pulled out a delishus treat first. Mummy sed hey wait Dozer there is plastik on it so let me remove that.

Then I went back to see if there wuz more in the pakage. If you are pashent you will see my secret tekneek for getting thangs out of pakages. Yes it is called the Head Shove.

Guess what there wuz a BALL!!! Oh yes I had to stop opening that pakage and play with that BALL right away.

After I maked shore the ball would fit in my toy box (it did) then I decides to check the pakage again. And guess wut there wuz another treat and a crinklee toy!

But first before I could eated the treats Mummy made me sit fer this pitcher.

Thank you Addie!! Okay Mummy now gimme a treat.

After all this excitement I eated the treats and made myself sicky. Those wuz good times yep.

Well Mummy thot I should explain wut we are gonna do this year and how come we is not partisipating in the doggy blog Christmas Card xchange. So peeple wont think Mummy is lazy or antisoshull. Which frankly she is lazy but that is beside the point.

Mummy volunteers fer sevral charitees and they is having hard times this yeer cause of somethang called an ekonomee wut did sumthang called ‘tank.’ So donashuns is way down and that is sad cause many of them charitees uses munny to help dawgs like me find new homes.

Shore hope Mummys filanthropee doesnt cut into my presents this year.

So this year Mummy is saving her munny and insted of buying cards and presents she is gonna donate munny to sum charitees that help dawgs find new homes. And aparently cats too cause Auntie Kat and Gramma both likes cats better can you imagine that!

So anyways Mummy sez thanks very much to everybuddy what wants to send us a card but she would like you to pleeze donate that stamp munny to a charitee insted cause they will take whatever they can gets even if it is only forty-sumthang sints or however much a stamp costs nowadays. Heck they will prolly take the stamp and use it so mebbe you might jest donate them the stamp.

Now I know you is thinking ‘but e-cards is free’ but acktually if you follow the rule of ‘time is munny’ then them cards reely isnt free cause it takes time to send them anyways. So Mummy sez pleeze donate yer time to a charitee also insted of sending us an e-card. Well I know I know it reely only takes a few minnutes to send an e-card but I reckon them charitees got sum work that would only take a few minnutes. Mebbe you could make a few copys of sum papers or put away two or three files I dunno.

Okay hope that cleers everythang up and thanks everybuddy frum the bottoms of my adorabull little hart.