Well I am back frum somethang called a hi-yay-tuss also called a brake cause Mummy sed she could not help me much with my blog doo to that awful stuff called BSL which she is so busy with rite now. Stoopid BSL I will bitey you jest you wait!! Oh never mind Mummy sez the bitey prolly would jest make thangs worse and anyways aparently it is not fisically posible to bitey BSL. Whatever I prefer to bitey my toys any how so nuts to you BSL!

But back to my blog which is a speshull feeture today cause there are chikkens in it. Now I does not happen to like these chikkens but being a Very Good Dawg I jest ignore them chikkens and they jest ignore me.

Prolly this is the way it will always be unless one of them chikkens turns into a big red Kong ball. Or unless one of them chikkens lays a big red egg that looks like a Kong ball. Then I might like them more.

I reckon Star is still struggling with her inner Bad Dawg cause it is purty clear she still kinda wants to stomp on them chikkens.

The wurds “leave it” are now the most common wurds in Mummys vokabularry.

Okay Ive had enuff of these chikkens havent you? Hey chikkens get yer own blog!! Oh wait they does have one.

So anyways tomorrow we are gonna revisit a topik that is of importense to me which is my Campain fer a Better Bed! Look forwards to it!

Well today wuz a nice day so I went outsides fer a while. Mummy and Daddy and Unkle Eddy wuz in the front yard doin boring work stuff… yawn… But I wanted to watch so I went to the gate to see what wuz up and guess what the gate wuz open!

Well well well looky here. An open gate.

Yes well I know you are prolly thinking hey Dozer go for it run free!! But acktually I dont like doing that sort of thang. I luv my house!! So I jest stood at the gate and watched Mummy and Daddy and Unkle Eddy. It reely wuz boring. I jest stood there fer like three hours.

Is you gonna play ball with me Mummy? I am waiting fer you!

I know it is not too obvious in the pitcher but you see behind me there is a big dirt pile. I likes the dirt pile but Mummy does not like when I walk in it. This dirt pile is only here recently fer mysterius reasons I does not understand.

After a while Mummy putted me back insides and then she took my new roommate Star outsides. I watched through the window while Mummy teached Star to walk nice on a leash. I think Star getted chicken chunks fer doing a good job. After Mummy bringed her back insides I getted chicken chunks for doing nothing at all. Except being a Very Good Dawg but that is obvious.

Well while Mummy, Daddy, and Unkle Eddy worked on a house fer the stoopid chicken I wuz very very good and pashent and I waited fer them to play with me and I did not pester them. Even tho we wuz outsides and it wuz a loverly day and so sunny and warm and I wanted so badly to play.

Insted I sitted in the grass behind a white line that Daddy sed I wuz not allowed to cross.

Okay Im a little over the line but I jest cant help it Im a big dawg.

Nobuddy sed my toy couldnt cross the line though.

Well the good thang wuz that they didnt ignore me and Daddy and Unkle Eddy took turns throwing my tiny Frisbee toy so I wuz very happy. I decided to overlook the fact that they wuz building a house fer that stoopid chicken and yet nobuddy ever builded a house fer me. Mummy sez thats cause I live in a big big peoples house already but I sez that is jest not the same thang as having yer own house. Its okay Mummy and Daddy I forgives you as long as you keep throwing my toy and feeding me delishus treats.

Well today I almost didnt get to post on my blog cause that stoopid baby chicken stole my spotlight again not by being cute this time but by getting hurt. I didnt do it I swear. Mummy sez a kitty prolly did it but can you believe it the chicken gets to sleep inside tonight right next to Mummy!!

Oh gosh how awful I want to sleep next to Mummy too. I am using Pathetik Face to the max but its just not working. Nothing beats actual blood if you wants attention around here I guess.

Anyways the thing that I getted that the chicken didnt get this weekend was another car ride! Yes it was so much fun but only fer the first little bit and then I got sleepy so I actually slept in the back seat the rest of the time.

Woo hoo lookit me in the car!

Well there are good thangs and bad thangs about that baby chicken. The bad thangs is that the chicken is like a baby duck that Mummy used to have that grew into a big duck. And Mummy luvved that big duck sooo much even tho it wuz reely mean and it bit me and did strange thangs to me all the time that I cant talk about in public. So Im worried that this little baby chicken will grow up to be the same way. Look here is evidence! That little chicken pecked me right in my nose.

Ow that hurt you stoopid thang.

But the good thang is that Mummy has to go outsides a lot now to take care of the baby chicken. She takes me outsides with her and then she plays fetch with me while the chicken runs around in the yard. So Im being very very nice to the chicken so I will always be allowed to come outsides with Mummy and the chicken. See here is a pitcher of me being nice to the chicken.

Oh ha ha well this isnt the right pitcher this is jest one where I wuz helping Mummy get an adorabull pitcher rather than a stoopid one of that chicken. Mummy sed Dozer you dummy you got in the way. Well sure who wants to see that boring bird thang anyways? This pitcher is much better.

So today Daddy didnt go to work which is great cause he will play with me a lot today. That makes three days in a row that he is home. He already played with me this morning and it wuz fun. Im all hot and stuff and its hot outsides and that stupid chicken thang kept Mummy busy all morning cause she wuz doing sumthang to make my dog kennel into a house fer it! My dog kennel! Well its not reely a big deal cause I never stayed in that dog kennel anyways after that embarassing incident which I will not go into right now. But still it is MY kennel.

Here is a pitcher of me after playing so hard and being hot hot hot.

The tile floor in the kitchen is nice and cool and I dont have to get up to reach my water.

Well on top of lerning that my Mummy and Daddy are leaving me sumday who knows when… now I have a new rival for Mummys luv! Youll never guess wut it is and you wouldnt beleeve me if I told you so Ill show you.

Yep thats right its a baby chicken!! Mummy sez she has to hold it everyday so it will luv her and not run away but I knows the truth which is that she kinda likes the chicken. Well she showed the chicken to me and I sniffed it cause I am polite as a Very Good Dawg should be but that dont mean I likes the chicken so mostly Im just ignoring it.

Anyways Im very used to all kinds of animals being insides and outsides the house cause Daddy is a sucker (sez Mummy) and he saves all sorts of animals and brings them home so Mummy can give them a nice life like the nice life that I has. Usually its just temporary until the animal gets all better and then Mummy finds it a home which is good cause Im obviously the one she luvs the most and she wants to devote all her time to luvving me. But theres nothing wrong with this chicken it wuz just lost in the naybors yard so I wonder why its still here.

Ive had to live with dawgs cats ducks pigeons snakes lizards and even a blue jay and none of them stole Mummys luv so Im probably pretty safe with this baby chicken even if Mummy does pet it a lot. Im just kinda jellous is all.