Well some videos have surfaced on the Interweb that purport to show me playing (gasp gasp!!) with that Evil Dawg Titan. I say preposterus! Lets view these allejed videos now.

Well I does not play bow to no dawg never! So that must not be me it must be some other dawg.

And what is this video?

That dawg look like me?? Preposterus I say! Ick and look how they are hanging on each other.

I cant beleeve anyone would think that dawg looks like me.

Oh I am going to be sickies.

Well it has been a little whiles since I posted and it is mostly cause Mummy is not letting me on the compooter.

This is mostly that awful dawg Titans fault cause he takes up all her time. Why jest yesterday who wuz it that wuz gone fer hours and hours and came home smelling like car and pet store and park? Not me thats fer shore. No I wuz home enjoying a nap fer those hours and hours and I wuz kinda glad Titan wuz gone but not glad that Mummy wuz gone. Cause when she is gone she cant luv me.

So when Mummy gets home I make shore she luvs me as much as possible. I help her akomplish this by walking in front of her and blocking her path no matter where she goes. I bring her toys while she is visiting the people potty place and I put my head on her hands when she is typeing. And when she is getting a bathies I sit on the rug outside the bathies place and rub my furs on her when she gets out and is still wet. She also apresheeates my head in her lap when she is eating foodies espeshially when I drools a bit on her pants. Also I reach out and touch my Mummy with my paw by standing on her foot while she is opening the door so I can go outsides and then I launch off her foot to run outsides. This makes her scream and shout and though she is holding her foot I know she is reely shouting fer joy cause she luvs me sooo much.

Yes my Mummy cant help but luv me cause we are so close like two pees in a pod. That awful dawg Titan is trying to make it like three pees in a pod with him in the middle!

Speaking of pee I did exakt revenge on Titan the Evil Dawg at long last and made it seem very aksidental. Yes I tricked him into putting his head under my leg and then I peed on his head.

Mummy wuz not too pleased but she wuz not mad at me fer doing it. No she wuz mad at Titan fer sticking his head where it dont belong.

Well today Titan the Evil Dawg left. Mummy drived him away somewheres and when she came back he wuz not with her.

I wuz reely hoping that she drived him into the kuntry and left him there but she sed no Titan is jest getting nootered today.

So I am jest gonna enjoy this nice qwiet day while it lasts. I am having nice dreams of Titan getting his booty kicked by a big dawg at the vet place.

You cant see it too good but my tongue is sticking out while Im sleeping!

Well I knows that wen I wuz last telling you bout the terrible foster dawg what has come to stay with us fer a while I sed he wuz evil and bad and awful. And that is all true but Mummy sez if I want that dawg to go to a new home I must lern to talk about him in a nice way so people will luvs him and want to keeps him fer themselves.

Geeze youre making a mess Titan.

So I am going to talk about this dawgs redeeming kwalitees.

This dawgs name is Titan. His name is a redeeming kwalitee. Mummy sez Titans wuz gods of old times so I reckon Titan is a powerful dawg what can grant you wishes and stuff. He has not granted me any wishes but perhaps that is cause I wish he would drop dead ha ha just kidding no seriously I do.

Also if you recall I wuz gonna have to be a Very Bad Dawg to remind Mummy and Daddy of the reesons why they does not want to get another dawg. But this wuz causing me sum sadness cause I likes to be a Very Good Dawg and I wuz not too shore how to be Bad.

Well Titan has solved this problem fer me compleetlee cause he is an Extraordinarilee Bad Dawg and he is doing a great job of making Mummy and Daddy crazy. Mummy sez it is cause he is a cattle dawg and wants to work and exercise and even worse hes a puppy and untrained too so he is a whirlwind of terror that rampages through our howse except when he is sleeping. But I sez that is nonsense cause an Evil Dawg could also be a whirlwind of terror and if you follow Occams Razor then that is the logical conclushun not all Mummys theorys about whatever she wuz saying.

I would so bite you if this wuznt in my mouth.

What is more is that when Titan and me are compared then not only does Titan look like a Very Bad Dawg but I looks like an Absolutely Perfect Dawg in every way. So way to go Titan fer making Mummy and Daddy luv me that much more!

Mummy sez I have entirely missed the point about telling about Titans good kwalitees. But I am pretty shore I didnt leave any out so I am not shore wut else Mummy expekts me to say.

Well jest when I thinked my Daddy had my best intrests in mind you will not beleeve what happened. Late last night Daddy comed home from work with… A DAWG!!

Here is our first meeting which wuz on my back porch in the dark so sorry about the poor qualitee.

WHAT THE HEY-HO IZ GOING ON??

This dawg wuz jest given to Daddy by a man what decided he didnt want the dawg no more and wuz jest gonna dump it sumwheres. Mummy sed well we can foster it but it must find a difrent home cause this is not at all the type of dawg I wanted you know. My Mummy sez Daddy has an inkurable disease called “Save the World Syndrome” and honestlee if this is one of the symptums then I thinks it is probably the most terrible disease ever.

This awful monster proceeded to contaminate all my toys.

Hey that is MY squirrel toy!

Hey that is MY bone!!

Never mind that mebbe I havent played with my squirrel or bone toys in a long time its still not fair at all.

Needless to say I bited this awful dawg in the face quite a lot jest to make shore he knowed how much I didnt like him. But that dawg doesnt seem to get the hint cause he is always trying to play with me. Mummy sez I need to lern to turn the other cheek but to give her credit she does keep that dawg away frum me most of the time.

Here I am trying very hard not to bitey that dawg in the face.

Yeah keep moving punk.

So this awful horrible beast dawg is available fer adoption if anywun wants him I will give him to you fer free jest pleeze come get this awful thang.

Oh Mummy iz saying hes gotta be nootered first heh heh well that mite be worth keeping him around jest so I can laff at him afterwards.