(The road was a little bumpy… I need a real camera so things aren’t always so blurry.)

Hello everyone! It’s me, Star!

Today I am going to tell you about my recent car trip. Usually I sit in the back seat, but this time I got to sit in the front seat.

Woo hoo! I am important!

As you can see, I am wearing a seat belt. It is very important for everyone in the car to wear a seat belt! Also, since I’m a dog, the Lady made sure the front air bag was turned off.

After a loong time of driving, we finally made it to a place. The Lady put on my bandanna. She says I must be extra good when I wear this bandanna.

We're here!!

The place turned out to be a big store with lots of foods for animals like chickens, cows, and dogs. I smelled everything!!

Then we went home again. I was tired from all the driving.

I was sleeping but I still wore my seat belt.

The Lady says I am a very quiet and calm passenger in the car and she is going to take me everywhere she can. So she is going to get me a real dog seat belt! Yay!

Well I keep getting awards wich is reely nice cause it means I have lots of pals online.

I getted this one from my pal Mina and also from Addie.

I thoughted at first that those red harts wuz sum delishus treats but now I am thinking they are prolly not treats at all.

Addie also gived me these awards.

And this one camed from my pal Dennis.

This one has sum rules which are

• List six thangs that makes you happy
• Give the award to six creeative bloggers and link to them sites
• Tell them bloggers they getted the award
• Link to the blog where the award comed from (did that)

Here are six thangs that makes me happy:

1. Treets
2. Sleeping in the peeple bed with Mummy and Daddy
3. Going on a ride in the car but only fer a minnute
4. Kong ball
5. Kong ball
6. Kong ball

And here is the six bloggers what are creeative (though I reckon ennybuddy what can write a blog is prolly pretty creeative):

1. Pam Sweet’s Jerry Sweet Sucks
2. Forsythia’s Life in Merlin
3. Daisy the Curly Cat
4. Mina and Celeste
5. Dannan and the Girl
6. Addie

Enjoy yer award you creeative bloggers you. Now dont get too creeative and start folding the award into a paper hat or sumthang!

Well Dannan and the Girl wuz kind enuff to gives me this thang called a meme. I does not know wut that is but it is not good to eat and it is not a toy so I dont mind sharing it with everybuddy on my blog.

7 Things I Plan To Do Before I Die
Wut is this thang called “die”? Is it like eating my din din? Here is wut I plan to do before eating din din.
1. Sleep.
2. Sleep some mores.
3. Sleep a lot mores.
4. Go potty.
5. Whine at Mummy until she plays with me.
6. Squeal real loud when Daddy comes home.
7. Drool while Mummy makes my din din.

7 Things I Do Now
Well I feel like I ansered this wun already but okay here we goes.
1. Sleep.
2. Sleep some mores.
3. Sleep a lot mores.
4. Go potty.
5. Whine at Mummy until she plays with me.
6. Squeal real loud when Daddy comes home.
7. Drool while Mummy makes my din din.

7 Things I Can’t Do
Okay good now here is a challenj cause usually if I cant do it its cause I dont know bout it.
1. Share.
2. Be nice to other dawgs.
3. Spell good or write good or read at all.
4. Tell Mummy I have to potty (I think she jest gesses).
5. Bark eksept at the mailman.
6. Be outsides alone.
7. Open the treat boxes.

7 Things That Attract Me to The Opposite Sex
I is not shore how to answers this cause I does not like other dawgs no how. But I luvs my Mummy who is a girl so I will tell you wut I luv about my Mummy.
1. Her voice is so purty.
2. She gives me treats and foodies.
3. She buys me toys.
4. She takes me outsides fer fun times.
5. She has a nice car and lets me ride in it.
6. She hugs and kisses and pats me all the times.
7. She is my Mummy.

7 Things I say Most Often
1. Ball
2. Pet me
3. Throw it
4. I dont wanna
5. Lookit me
6. Treats now
7. Ssh its sleepy time peoples

7 Celebrities That I Admire
1. My Mummy
2. My Daddy
3. My Gramma
4. Unkle S
5. Aunty K
6. Dennis who is funny and has lotsa frends.
7. Daisy who is a beutifull dawg wut looks like me.

7 Who Gets to do this now
Dang I does not reely know seven blogs what I could sujest tho I do think Dennis and Daisy wuld do it justiss.

Well today I almost didnt get to post on my blog cause that stoopid baby chicken stole my spotlight again not by being cute this time but by getting hurt. I didnt do it I swear. Mummy sez a kitty prolly did it but can you believe it the chicken gets to sleep inside tonight right next to Mummy!!

Oh gosh how awful I want to sleep next to Mummy too. I am using Pathetik Face to the max but its just not working. Nothing beats actual blood if you wants attention around here I guess.

Anyways the thing that I getted that the chicken didnt get this weekend was another car ride! Yes it was so much fun but only fer the first little bit and then I got sleepy so I actually slept in the back seat the rest of the time.

Woo hoo lookit me in the car!

Well I didnt know whut to expect today when Mummy tolled me I had to get brushbrushed. I thought it wuz jest cause I wuz kinda dirty and stuff. When I get brushbrushed there is lotsa fur that goes everyplace so I always get brushbrushed outsides. Mummy sez it is white and fluffy like snowing and she hopes the birdies in the trees use it fer their nests cause otherwise it is jest sitting in our grass.

Thats sum of the fur that white stuff in the grass.

Then it wuz so exciting after brushbrush Mummy sed hey Dozer lets go fer a ride in the car. Well heck yeah I wanted to go! I wuz so happy that I forgetted to walk out the door politely and I runned real fast to the car but Mummy sed no no Dozer you come here and walk beside me like a gentleman. Okay okay so I did but it was SO HARD to walk beside Mummy cause she walks SO SLOW to the car.

And then there wuz a strange new car there in the driveway and it wuz Mummys new car! I likes the back seat the best so I got in it. It smelled all funny. Mummy put a nice new blankie on the seat jest fer me.

Lets go lets go lets go!

There is one big rule in the car and that is that before the car moves I must always be sitted down with my butt on the seat. So I always be sure to put my butt on the seat and even if I want to move in the seat a little bit I dont never stand up I just scoot. Mummy wears a seatbelt thang but I do not even though Mummy has buyed lots of diffrent kinds but she cant never find one that works jest right. Them thangs always tangle me up even if I dont move hardly at all and Mummy worries they might hurt me. Anyways Mummy doesnt reely go fast with me in the car she jest takes me on a short drive and she drives real slow.

So then we went fer a ride in the new car and Mummy letted me put my head out the window.

Ah fresh air I do luv it.

She only lets me do that when the car is going very slow but when it goes fast she sez okay Dozer head in! Then I know to put my head insides the car and Mummy makes the window close. I dont like putting my head out the window when the car goes fast anyway cause the fast wind hurts my face so usually my head is already in the car when Mummy sez head in. Then I likes to watch thangs through the window. Car rides are fun times yep.

Okay well here is a note frum Mummy and I tolled her Mummy you have yer own blog so why dont you jest go post over there but Mummy sed she wanted to post here cause diffrent peoples read diffrent thangs. Well wutever its not like I can stop Mummy frum doing whut she wants so here is her note:

Hello, it’s Dozer’s mom Jennifer here. Dozer doesn’t really understand the concept of vacations and cruises so he wasn’t too clear about where Byrd and I went for a full week. Yes, we went away on a lovely cruise. This was Byrd’s first vacation in 20 years, and our first vacation together.

Unfortunately, we left our car parked at the Galveston cruise terminal, which happens to be near where Hurricane Ike decided to make landfall. Needless to say, there was much devastation, and our car was one of many vehicles that didn’t make it.

Our cruise ship was diverted to New Orleans after an extra day at sea, and we made our way back home with a rental car at last.

Thanks to everyone who visited and commented on my blogs and websites while I was away. As you can imagine, I’m a bit overwhelmed with insurance and auto issues, loads of laundry, and catching up with my job and email, so Dozer and I will be catching up on our favorite blogs as soon as I can get back on top of the game. Thanks!

Okay enough out of you Mummy go back to yer own blog!

Well Mummy called and bad news they are gonna be gone fer a while still cause of somebuddy called Ike what done ruined a place called Galveston which is where Mummys car is. Gramma is treating me good and she luvs me more than that chicken thang so I guess its ok but I shore miss Mummy and Daddy a lot.

Today I getted to go for not one but two rides in Mummys car which wuz a big suprize for me cause somtimes I only get one ride and mostly no rides. I luv Mummys car cause it is a pretty big one tho not as big as Daddys truck but Daddys truck is always full of stuff he calls tools and also he has lots of garbage I know this cause one time I rode in it and it smelld funny and I smelld the garbage and Mummy said yukky Dozer dont put yer nose there yukky. Then Mummy made Daddy put the garbage in the big green garbage bucket outside before we left. Mummy calls Daddy a slob but he doesnt come home till reely late sometimes and she sez its cause he works hard all day.

Anyways I rided two times today. One time we went to a place where Mummy drops off lots of papers which is good cause she looks at those papers all day and dont pay atension to me. Sometimes she brings back new papers but not today she sed she is taking a break and I know what that means cause she tells me to take a break when I play with my toys until Im tired. Then the next time in the car we went to a food place where Mummy got some food but she didnt get nothing fer me! Also she letted me sit in the front for a litle ways so the cold air blowed on me real good. And one time I forgetted the rule that Im supposed to sit down while the car is moving so Mummy said sit so I did sit but I sitted on an empty water bottle and it poked my behind so I had to move over. I wish Mummy would clean her car soon cause theres papers and garbage in there but not as much as Daddys truck.

After the rides Mummy ate her food and I wuz just trying to get a little sniff cause it smelld good but Mummy accused me of begging can you beleeve that? I dont need to beg cause Im so dang cute I can get whatever I want just by looking cute. The end Dozer sez.

Im just looking is all