How to Avoid the Vet

Well after being praktically unable to walk yesterday when Mummy sed vet it skeered me a lot so today I made a so called mirakulus recovery.
Mummy sez she does not know what wuz wrong with me but that I seem to be jest fine now ekcept mebbe a teeny bit limpy but not neerly as bad as [...]

Uh Ohs Its the V Word

Well I have never herd the word old so menny times as I herd it todays.
It is because I have hurted myself something awful but not on the outside like when Mummy has to put a yukky cream and a bandaid on my leg. The hurt is inside my leg and so I dont want [...]

Another Boo Boo

Well aparently you are not sposed to lick boo boos all the times. I didnt know this and I have been licking a boo boo on my leg for a while and then Mummy sawed me one day and she sed oh no! Dozer you arent sposed to do that!
Then Mummy putted a bandaid on [...]

I Gots a Boo Boo

Well Mummy sez I cant show you a pitcher of my boo boo cause its too gross for peoples who dont like blood and guts. Honestly it isnt much of nothing just a little bump thats been on my leg for ever and ever and when I wuz at the vet who I luv he [...]