Mummy Sed the B Word

Well thats rite Mummy sed the awful B word. She sed BATHIES!!!
I reely dont kno why she sed that. I mean its not like Im covered in purple hakberry staines or green grass staines or sumthang.

Hey these could be pitchers of any big white dawg!! Who sez its me??

Bathies

Well this fine morning jest when I thinked it wuz gonna be a nice day Mummy sed hey Dozer time fer a bathies!
Way to ruin my day Mummy! And here is how it went.
First Mummy tolled me to go in the shauer. The water wuz on and Mummy started spraying it on me. Yuk yuk [...]

Im Not Trying to Imitate Her

Well I jumped up and did a flip and as it happens I slipped and landed on my side in the dirt. So it wuz very embarasing but fer a while before Mummy dusted me off I wuz half white and half tan.

Mummy sez I wuz trying to make myself the same color as Star. [...]

Bathies

Well today I had a bathies and it wuz so awful. I always knows whats up cause Mummy goes in the bathroom and sez Dozer come on its time for bathies. She doesnt hide it at all. Then she takes off my collar so Im nekkid and then I knows she means it and Im [...]

I Know Whats Up

Mummy and Daddy are going away. I can tell cause sertain thangs have been happening like they do before sumbody goes away fer a while. But Im a little worried cause usually only one of them goes away but this time both of them are doing goaway thangs!
First of all the house is very very [...]

Bye bye fence

Heres the old fence and yes thats a potty on the right
but the naybors dont never use it

Well aparently Daddy didnt luv the naybors fence cause today him and Unkle Eddy tored it down. Mummy tells me it wuz a fence in name only cause it really didnt fence nothing in or out. I knows [...]