Well I goed to the v-e-t the other day and gess wut? My teared up leg wut had surjeree is ALL BETTERS!!

The v-e-t sez I am 90 pounds. That is a little bit fat fer me. It is not my falt! I jest spended the last too munths doing NUTHIN!!

Mummy sez I still have to be reel calm and not run around fer a wile. I must go on nice calm short walkies.

But it is okay cause all my toy balls are all coming backs at last!! Now I kin put sum reel spirit into my wining and groneing and karrying on!

Wining and karrying on begins in three... too... wun...

But the bad nooz is that I have gotten sumthang called a staff infekshun frum my allerjees. I haves a big rash on my tummy and between my toes.

Geeze Mummy you could have mades that black bar jest a little bigger.

Now I did not even knows that I had a staff so I gess that jest shows wut a terribull job my staff is doing. I meen why isnt my staff bringing me toys and treets and wating on me hand and paw?? Wut am I paying them fer ennyways?!? And am I even paying them??

The v-e-t gived me sum pills to take fer to git rid of the staff but franklee I does not think I needs them pills. HEY STAFF YER FIRED!!! There that should take kare of the staff rite?

However Mummy sez that she has spended way too much munnys on my allerjees so she is gonna get me an allerjee test and then sum allerjee shots! Hey wut a grate idea Mummy. Im almost nine yeers old and NOW you decide to deel with my allerjees?!?

Wutever. I am too bizzy rite now to care bout silly thangs like allerjees.

I will puts the ball a little closer to you hint hint hint.

Well today I getted a misterius pakaje in the male. But it did not stay misterius fer long! Mummy sed it is frum our loverly frend Princess the Pit Bull!

Dang its a big box!!

It wuz good timing cause today it wuz very very rainy outsides and we could not go out. Also SUMBUDDY has been eating up all our toys and treets so I wuz reely hoping mebbe there would be sumthang fun in this pakaje.

Eh? I fewt wike someone was bwaming me for somefing just now.

I wanted to open the boks but Mummy sed no Dozer let me do it this time cause I have a feeling you will be having enuff fun with the stuff insides the boks and I want to have a little fun myself. So I letted her open the boks.

Princess gived us this nice letter inside the boks. Holy moley I getted so eksited wile Mummy wuz reeding the letter cause obveeusly there wuz a ton of stuff in that boks!!

Well Princess is rite I have never had a bully stik before! Princess wuz very nice to send me a pitcher of her eating a bully stik so I would know how to do it. I sampulled the pitcher a little bit but Mummy sed I must lern by looking not by doing.

It duz not tayst like a bully stik...

Mummy wuz gonna start showing me all the goodys in the boks but I jest could not pay atenshun. I smelled that bully stik!!! So she sed okay we could have the bully stiks.

But FURST she sawed these bandanas. Now let me tell you most of our bandanas are purty stoopid looking. But these wuz sum reel nice bandanas!! She sed bandanas furst then bully stiks so we sed okay okay.

Here is mine. It is bloo and I think it looks very manly. Also it sez woof wich is wut I do!

This is my Gee Cue shot!!

Princess piked out a very nice bandana fer Star and gess wut it is pink fer a gurl and it has stars fer Star! It sez Miss USA and I am shore that is cause she wins the Big Butt Contest every yeer.

Ah! I am a Lady.

THEN we getted to the bully stiks at last! And let me tell you that wuz the bestest thang I have ever eated in my hole life ever.

Ohhhhh yeaaaaaaaa

Star also abanduned her dignitee fer the bully stik.

OMG GIVE IT TO MEEEE!!!!!

Yeaaaaa sooo gooooood.....

Nom nom nom sure wish this whole thing would fit in my mouth nom nom nom

So wile we wuz chowing down on these amazing bully stiks Mummy decided to let Dubby play with the thangs wut Princess getted fer him. Those thangs wuz a tye and a skweeky futball!

I am the wowld's cutest sawawyman!!

Blue sixty foaw hut hut hut!!!

Mummy taked this chance to make sum reely cute pitchers of that awful awful Dubby to go to his adopshun place so mebbe he will be adopted. Wut do you thinks of these pitchers?

There wuz still more in the boks as we finded out after coming back frum our bully stiks! There wuz this green aleen that is now the favrite toy fer Star and Dubby to tug on.

I wiw destwoy you!!

And there wuz tennis balls wut wuz sposed to be mint but they jest tasted like delishuss to me.

Throw it throw it throw it throw it!!!

Star also liked the tennis balls very much. She made sum parts of one disapear!

Don't worry. You'll see the other half of it in about eight hours.

Yes folks thats rite Star is aktually smiling in that pitcher!!! Aieee!!!!

And last but not leest there wuz my very furst ever Jolly Ball!

At furst I wuz reluktent to play with this cause everybuddy knows pink is fer gurls. But then I thinked I should prolly be a little more open minded so I played with it jest a little bit.

The end rezult wuz not wut I ekspected. It did not stay too round.

I jest played with it a little bit I sware!!

Mummy sez that Daddy will have to make it round agin and then only Star gets to play with it frum now on. See!! I knowed it. Pink reely IS fer gurls.

Well me and Star and Dubby all say THANKS YOU VERY MUCH PRINCESS fer sending us all these fun toys and the bully stiks. Also Mummy would likes to say THANKS YOU VERY MUCH PRINCESS too cause she is sooo happy that there wuz sumthang fer us to do on this icky rainy day!

It is alreddy very hot outsides. Sumtimes it feels good and sumtimes it is too hot. Mummy lets me in and out whenever I want. I have lerned to cry very loud at the door when I want to come back insides.

My leg is still very owie but Mummy sez it will get fixed up on Joon Ten. I shore hope Joon Ten is soon cause I am reddy to play fetch agin!!!

Well before I hurted my leg I wuz gonna show you this My New Toy: Skweeky Ball!

I cannot play fetch with this toy ennymore until I am all betters. And that is gonna be months sez Mummy. But I will show this toy to you anyways.

My new favoritest toy!

You are prolly saying hey Dozer wate jest a sekund! That looks like a boring old tennis ball to me!

Well there are two thangs difrent about this ball. First it is bigger then a tennis ball. And sekund it skweeks! Here I will prove it. Over and over and over and over.

Now that I am spending lots of time doing NUTHING AT ALL this toy is still fun cause I can lie down and skweek it over and over until Mummy screams. Yes Mummy now you are feeling my paine too!!! Hahahah!!!

Hi everyone, this is me, Star! Hey I have a surprise for you! I am famous! But the Lady says I must wait until tomorrow to tell you about it. See you later! Love, Star.

Well my pal Dennis is helping me stay cool this summer. He gived me this Fan Award!

As you kin see this Fan is cordless so I kin takes it outsides with me when I want to play ball. It is also very pink wich I feel is apropriate because I am a very white and pink dawg. It is not gurly!!!

Also it reminds me of my luv Daisy the pink pit bull cause it is pink and cool. Fer this reeson I wanted to pass this award to Daisy but Dennis alreddy did that! I also wanted to gives it to Dennis cause it is troo that I am a fan of his blog but Mummy sez I cannot give it rite back.

So I am gonna give it to sum other peeple and dawgs wut have sum darn good blogs!

• Mina and Celeste
• Bobo and Meja
• Princess
• Tank

Okay now if you will ekscoose me I have to go take sum pitchers of my bedroom fer Daisy. I mean fer a meme Daisy sended to me.

Well yesterday wuz the last day fer the cold air masheen peeple to be here. So it wuz also the last day that Waylan will be here. Yes!! I can go back to having Mummy all to myself at last.

It terned out that Waylan wuz an eskape artist. I dont know why he wuz called an artist when he did not paint anythang or skulpt anythang but nevertheless I am jest repeeting wut Mummy sed.

Part of the problem I gess wuz the new green fence wut Mummy and Daddy put up a few days ago. This green fence is made of plastik and it is pretty week. But Mummy sez it wuz fer to keep the stoopid chikens out of the konstrukshun zone not to keep the dawgs in the yard. That is cause I am a Very Good Dawg and I do not never leeve the yard and okay I gess Star is also a Good Dawg cause she does not run off neither.

But Waylan is still a baby dawg and he did not unnerstand that he wuz not sposed to go unner the fence.

Wun of the rare moments when Waylan wuz not plotting eskape.

"I could make it under here... but SHE's watching me..."

Waylan also figgered out how to git under the howse and come out on the other side wich wuz also on the other side of the fence. So Mummy tryed to be smarter than Waylan and block the hole he wuz crawling thru.

"What the hey-ho? Where's my escape hole??"

Waylan proved himself smarter than Mummy tho cause he kept getting out no matter wut she did.

I wuz a Very Good Dawg the whole time. I jest wated pashently fer anywun at all to come throw my ball.

Here I am here I am here I am!!!

Oh! Theres sumone!!

I... hey... where is you going?!?

Star and Waylan also played like crazy maniaks for a long time until they wuz both reely tired.

Can't... breathe... too much... playing...

Aw, I love you too, Waylan! Even if you are, like, 20 human years younger than me.

*Missing him already*

"Dang, creepy camera lady is still watching me."

Wut does it take to git a ball throwed around here?!?

Well I luv weekends cause Mummy and Daddy are both home and if the wether is good then I get to spend lotsa time outsides in the yard playing BALL!!

And gess wut I did THIS weekend???

Yep I played ball!!  Even better wuz when Mummy got out the water hose and sprayed me with sum nice cold water!

Here is how Star spended her weekend:

Soopervizing Daddy while he digged in the durt

At the Run for the Rovers benefiting Blue Dog Rescue...

...eating treets with my Mummys cuzzins dawg who is not Daisy the pit bull but wuz named Daisy...

... and meeting a viszla dawg that looks kinda like Dennis the viszla but wuz not Dennis.

I am kinda glad I wuz not as buzy as Star cause after all that soshalizing she wuz so tired that she did not want to play ball!!! Can you beleeve that???

Also soshalizing aparently results in a broken spine.

Gosh that looks painfull.

Well okay here are the horrible details of the trip I wuz forced to go on the last few days!

First of all we all getted in the car. Auntie K and Gramma camed too but in their own car which looks ekacktly like Mummys car. Then we drived and drived fer a long time.

Then at last we wuz there! It wuz alreddy dark outsides and dinner time. We all went into this little house.

I thinks I made it pretty clear I wanted to go home now.

Open sesame.

Star did not care. She eated her food and my food too.

Her butt makes her look fat.

I tried again to convey my sad feelings only this time I bringed my ball jest in case Mummy reely did let me go home. I wuz prepared.

Seeriusly open the door Mummy.

It did not werk. We sleeped in that little house. I did not cry too much that night cause I wuz purty shore we would go home first thang in the morning.

Then in the morning it getted very very cold and lots of wind. Mummy sed oh thats too bad we cannot go on a boat. Wut?!?! Well thank goodness fer that! So mebbe we will go home now??

Come on Auntie K Im purty shore home is this way.

But no we did not go home. Insted we stayed outside that little house and Mummy and Daddy talked with other peoples that they knowed. Well the only good thang wuz that these peoples were suckers and they throwed my ball for me for a long long time.

There wuz a little dawg named Oakley and Star falled in love with him. Here is a video of me and Star and Oakley and all those peoples.

Unfortoonately all that fetch made me hurt my foot kinda bad and then Mummy sed I could not play no more. Also I had to wear a sock. Well since my only fun times wuz taken away frum me I cryed and shaked because there wuz nothing to distrakt me frum the fakt that I wuz not home.

Auntie K tried her bestest to distrakt me in this moovee by making a kitty noise.

I honestlee dont know wut Auntie K means when she implys I have been crying fer two days. Its reely only been like one and a half days by now.

My enemy Star made me look like a Very Bad Dawg! Look at this awful moovee of Star showing off her fancy moves with Mummy.

Oh yeah well I can sit faster then you Star so there. Im shore yer fat butt causes you sum trubble when you try to sit.

That night we went back in the little house and I cried sum more cause I knowed then that we wuz not going home fer a whole nother night! Jest a warning if you are prone to mygranes you may want to skip this moovee.

You will notice Star at the end of the moovee and she did not look too happy. She sez this is what she wuz thinking. She wouldnt tell me wut it means so that is fer you to figger out.

Anyways the next day I wuz so releeved to see Mummy and Auntie K and Gramma packing up all the stuff. Then Mummy taked Star on a speshull trip down to the water even tho it wuz still too cold and windy to do anythang in the water. It turns out Star is skeered of waves ha ha ha ha!!

Then we all getted in the car and WE WENT HOME!!! YAY!!

Gah! Let the radio do the singing, Man!

Going home at last! Happiest Dawg Ever!

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Well today Mummy letted my new roommate Star play with sum of my toys. Oh my goodness I wuz not too happy bout this. I sitted on my bed and watched the develupments with sorrow.

I have found this strange and interesting toy! I will play with it!

Hmm, actually, I don't understand this toy at all. How does it work?

Is that dawg messing with my nice toys? I have teared this one up a little.

Oh, this is more interesting than a toy! I see you!

Even though I wuz kinda unhappy bout Star playing with my toys at least she wuz not too intrested in them fer long. The only one she likes is my Galileo Bone but I have two so I am not missing the one Mummy gived her. At least not yet.

Well today wuz a nice day so I went outsides fer a while. Mummy and Daddy and Unkle Eddy wuz in the front yard doin boring work stuff… yawn… But I wanted to watch so I went to the gate to see what wuz up and guess what the gate wuz open!

Well well well looky here. An open gate.

Yes well I know you are prolly thinking hey Dozer go for it run free!! But acktually I dont like doing that sort of thang. I luv my house!! So I jest stood at the gate and watched Mummy and Daddy and Unkle Eddy. It reely wuz boring. I jest stood there fer like three hours.

Is you gonna play ball with me Mummy? I am waiting fer you!

I know it is not too obvious in the pitcher but you see behind me there is a big dirt pile. I likes the dirt pile but Mummy does not like when I walk in it. This dirt pile is only here recently fer mysterius reasons I does not understand.

After a while Mummy putted me back insides and then she took my new roommate Star outsides. I watched through the window while Mummy teached Star to walk nice on a leash. I think Star getted chicken chunks fer doing a good job. After Mummy bringed her back insides I getted chicken chunks for doing nothing at all. Except being a Very Good Dawg but that is obvious.