Staff infekshun

Well I goed to the v-e-t the other day and gess wut? My teared up leg wut had surjeree is ALL BETTERS!!
The v-e-t sez I am 90 pounds. That is a little bit fat fer me. It is not my falt! I jest spended the last too munths doing NUTHIN!!
Mummy sez I still have to [...]

Rainy Day Pakaje!!

Well today I getted a misterius pakaje in the male. But it did not stay misterius fer long! Mummy sed it is frum our loverly frend Princess the Pit Bull!
It wuz good timing cause today it wuz very very rainy outsides and we could not go out. Also SUMBUDDY has been eating up all our [...]

Two balls and a shoo

Well lately I have been very very bored. Mummy and Daddy will not play ball with me at all.
So I have been sitting outsides and colekting thangs that I find in the yard. Today I colekted two balls and one of Mummys shoos.

These are mine.

It is alreddy very hot outsides. Sumtimes it feels good and [...]

My New(ish) Toy: Skweeky Ball

Well before I hurted my leg I wuz gonna show you this My New Toy: Skweeky Ball!
I cannot play fetch with this toy ennymore until I am all betters. And that is gonna be months sez Mummy. But I will show this toy to you anyways.
You are prolly saying hey Dozer wate jest a sekund! That [...]

How to Stay Cool Wen It Is Hot

Well my pal Dennis is helping me stay cool this summer. He gived me this Fan Award!

As you kin see this Fan is cordless so I kin takes it outsides with me when I want to play ball. It is also very pink wich I feel is apropriate because I am a very white and [...]

Good Riddance I Mean Goodbye Waylan

Well yesterday wuz the last day fer the cold air masheen peeple to be here. So it wuz also the last day that Waylan will be here. Yes!! I can go back to having Mummy all to myself at last.
It terned out that Waylan wuz an eskape artist. I dont know why he wuz called [...]

How I Spended My Weekend

Well I luv weekends cause Mummy and Daddy are both home and if the wether is good then I get to spend lotsa time outsides in the yard playing BALL!!
And gess wut I did THIS weekend???

Yep I played ball!!  Even better wuz when Mummy got out the water hose and sprayed me with sum nice [...]

My Trip

Well okay here are the horrible details of the trip I wuz forced to go on the last few days!
First of all we all getted in the car. Auntie K and Gramma camed too but in their own car which looks ekacktly like Mummys car. Then we drived and drived fer a long time.
Then at [...]

Star and Toys

Well today Mummy letted my new roommate Star play with sum of my toys. Oh my goodness I wuz not too happy bout this. I sitted on my bed and watched the develupments with sorrow.
Even though I wuz kinda unhappy bout Star playing with my toys at least she wuz not too intrested in them [...]

Temptashun Resisted

Well today wuz a nice day so I went outsides fer a while. Mummy and Daddy and Unkle Eddy wuz in the front yard doin boring work stuff… yawn… But I wanted to watch so I went to the gate to see what wuz up and guess what the gate wuz open!

Yes well I know [...]