Argh! Anuther Foster Dawg!

Well good gravee I am beginning to thinks that Mummy has sum sort of brane problem! No sooner does she sware off fostering cause of all her werk then she brings home this sorry lookin thang.

It is a gurl baby dawg that smells awfull jest like Dubby smelld awfull. Thats rite this dawg has The Manje!! Dont wurry it is the kind of manje that me and Star cannot get called demodeks.

Rosie wich iz this baby dawg iz obveeusly not all bawld like Dubby wuz but she iz way more skratchee. She skratches all the time and she haz to take lots and lots of medisin.

Mummy sez this is jest fer a very short wile cause Rosie iz a dawg wut iz called a Bawstun Terryer and unlike us pit bull dawgs they iz not reel commun in reskue howses and there iz a wating list fer reskue Bawstun Terryers. So Rosie will be gawn soon before she kin take away Mummys hart.

In uther nooz I have jest started takin alerjee shots!

I have so menny alerjees that I must take two shots at a time. But dont wurry it duznt hert.

I wuz a little bit nurvus at furst.

I wuz a little bit nurvus at furst.

Daddy gived me the shot! Mummy wuz too skeered to do it.

Wut you iz dun alreddy?? Well that wuznt so bad.

Dun alreddy?? Well that wuznt so bad!

OK well Mummy sez she haves to go hurry bak to wurk so I gess that is all frum me fer a wile. But dont wurry I will makes Mummy halp me with my blog soon cause it is my burthday very very soon!!

Pee Ess Happy Turkey Day everybuddy!!

Staff infekshun

Well I goed to the v-e-t the other day and gess wut? My teared up leg wut had surjeree is ALL BETTERS!!

The v-e-t sez I am 90 pounds. That is a little bit fat fer me. It is not my falt! I jest spended the last too munths doing NUTHIN!!

Mummy sez I still have to be reel calm and not run around fer a wile. I must go on nice calm short walkies.

But it is okay cause all my toy balls are all coming backs at last!! Now I kin put sum reel spirit into my wining and groneing and karrying on!

Wining and karrying on begins in three... too... wun...

Wining and karrying on begins in three... too... wun...

But the bad nooz is that I have gotten sumthang called a staff infekshun frum my allerjees. I haves a big rash on my tummy and between my toes.

Geeze Mummy you could have mades that black bar jest a little bigger.

Geeze Mummy you could have mades that black bar jest a little bigger.

Now I did not even knows that I had a staff so I gess that jest shows wut a terribull job my staff is doing. I meen why isnt my staff bringing me toys and treets and wating on me hand and paw?? Wut am I paying them fer ennyways?!? And am I even paying them??

The v-e-t gived me sum pills to take fer to git rid of the staff but franklee I does not think I needs them pills. HEY STAFF YER FIRED!!! There that should take kare of the staff rite?

However Mummy sez that she has spended way too much munnys on my allerjees so she is gonna get me an allerjee test and then sum allerjee shots! Hey wut a grate idea Mummy. Im almost nine yeers old and NOW you decide to deel with my allerjees?!?

Wutever. I am too bizzy rite now to care bout silly thangs like allerjees.

I will puts the ball a little closer to you hint hint hint.

I will puts the ball a little closer to you hint hint hint.

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