Oh Noes! Tippy Toes!!

Well here is a pitcher nobuddy wants to see.

No thats not a wurm or a snake on the grownd that is jest sum string frum our Rope Toy.
If you are confoozed why this pitcher is bad then look a little closer.

I am standing on my tip toe! I am hopping around today like a bunny [...]

Staff infekshun

Well I goed to the v-e-t the other day and gess wut? My teared up leg wut had surjeree is ALL BETTERS!!
The v-e-t sez I am 90 pounds. That is a little bit fat fer me. It is not my falt! I jest spended the last too munths doing NUTHIN!!
Mummy sez I still have to [...]

Trip to the Speshulist Agin

Well it seems like I am going to the speshulist a lot. He wuz the wun wut did the surjery on my leg. Mummy sed he needed to make shore my leg wuz doing okay.
The speshulist sed I wuz heeling a bit slowly. He sed it wuz cause I am an old dawg so it [...]

Never Give Up!

Well my pal Dennis gived me an award that he maked himself.
I am very pleesed to have this award. It is the Never Give Up Award.

Dennis gived it to me cause I am in a pathetik state rite now wut with my leg being kinda messed up.
Dont worry everybuddy I will not give up!! Despite [...]

My New Toy… or Mebbe Treet?

Well hi there and welcome to anuther riviting episode of My New Toy!!
Mummy recently bringed home this fine new toy: Bone Toy!
I have never had a Bone Toy before cause I have bad alerjies to most thangs wut are not my speshul dawg food. But since I am having alerjies alreddy and I am on [...]

Mishun Akomplished

Well ladees and gentledawgs I thinks I have finally sukseeded. I have made the Wurlds Most Pathetik Face Ever.

However Mummy sez that wile I does look pathetik I only acheeved this goal using performance enhansing drugs. I am not shore wut she is refering to.

My Git Well Prezent frum Daisy!

Well yesterday I getted anuther pakaje and gess wut! It wuz frum my luv Daisy!
I wuz so eksited Mummy had trubble taking pitchers. Well geeze Mummy who cares bout pitchers jest open the boks alreddy!!!!
Daisy writed me a real nice letter that made me blush jest a little bit when Mummy red it to me.
Inside [...]

A Git Well Soon Prezent!!

Well my Chiwawa pal Dobby sended me a Git Well Soon prezent that had sum delishus treets in it!
Mummy had to open the boks fer me cause I am not alowed to move around too much. So lets see wut is in here… HEY STAR GET OUT ITS MINE!!!
Dobby sugjested I shuld use the treets [...]

Drugged

Well today I am reddy to have sum funs!!! So lets get up and get going okay Mummy?

I think today I wuld likes to play fetch and mebbe jest run round and akt silly if thats okay with you!! Here let me whine and whine and whine until you gets the message.
Oh hey wuts this [...]

Awards even tho I am bedridden

Well dang my pals shore are nice! I getted sum awards in the last few days even tho I have not done nothing intresting doo to my leg owie.
I am very sad that I cannot take my reeders on a VIP Tour of My House cause I cannot even walk in the house. And I [...]