Well hi everybuddy it has bin a loooong time!
It is not my falt it is Mummys falt. If you may remembur we had a gest named Nancy who had sum parasites in her tummy.
Well them parasites camed out and then Mummy was crazy bizzy cause them parasites wuz reel messy and noisy and stuff.
I tolled Mummy hey jest dont feed them and they will goes away! But Nancy feeded them so they hanged around.
Them parasites growed up into baby dawgs. Or so I am tolled. I did not see them much cause they had their very own room. It wuz full of TOYS!!! Mummy sed I could not go in thar cause I would rooin all the toys. Pffft ware did she git that idea??
Jest a fyoo days ago them baby dawgs all leaved the howse. Mummy sez they wuz all adopted.
Well this story has a very sad ending cause you know wut happined nekst? Mummy went back to werk agin!! OMG Mummy why doesnt you luv me?!?