Well I suppose Mummy is trying to make up for working so much cause she bringed home a new toy.
But then I finded out it wuz not frum Mummy at all. It wuz frum Gramma!! Yes thats rite folks my Gramma luvs me more then my Mummy duz!
Here is my new toy named Octopussy.
I knows I knows you are thinking aw dang that is sum reel cute toy! But aktually Octopussy is a deveeus dubble ajent.
At furst Octopussy wuz working fer Mummy. His asignment wuz to win over my hart so I would forgives her fer working all the times. So we hads a little “talk.”
During this frendlee conversashun I bringed Octopussy over to my way of thinking so now he is on my side not Mummys.
Together we is plotting sum skemes to git Star out of the way fer good. Since I have a bad leg rite now and Octopussy has lots of legs I am counting on Octopussy to do the leg werk in these skemes no pun intended.