Well my pal Tucker tagged me fer a meme called Seven Reesuns Why I Am Awsum. Aktually it is not called that but I figger if it has a titul like that then I does not have to eksplane the rools rite?
So without enny further ado here are my seven reesuns:
I have a blak belt [...]
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Well tonite me and Star wuz invited to a dinner party. This wuz a big suprise fer us! We dont usually git to eat at the tables.
The foodies wuz noodulls. I luv noodulls! I haf to admit I wuz a little unshore bout ettikit. But I followed the prinsipul rool of being polite wich is: [...]
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Octopussys nekst skeme to git rid of Star seemed like a shore thang so I gived it the green lite.
He wuz very brave to sakrifise himself to the cawse. He setted himself up as the bate.
Yes thats rite pick up the toy pick up the toy git it git it git it… git it…
pick it [...]
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Well Octopussy has comed up with an idea to git Star into a boks to send her to Antarktika. I thinked this wuz a good plan so I tolled Octopussy to go for it.
He setted up this trap.
Hmmm. I am thinking my dubble ajent is not so smart after all. I mean look will the [...]
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Well I suppose Mummy is trying to make up for working so much cause she bringed home a new toy.
But then I finded out it wuz not frum Mummy at all. It wuz frum Gramma!! Yes thats rite folks my Gramma luvs me more then my Mummy duz!
Here is my new toy named Octopussy.
I knows [...]
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Well I had a bug bite or sumthang on my footie and Mummy tolled me not to lick it but then she catched me licking it. It mite have been a bit bleedy by then. Ok mebbe a lot bleedy.
But I thinks Mummys reakshun wuz waaaay too seveer.
She sed sumthang like she shore as heck [...]
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*Quick note from Jennifer: I’m unexpectedly working two jobs for the next week! How did I get roped into that?? Apologies in advance if Dozer is a little scarce, since he can’t use the computer while I’m using it… Have a great weekend, ya’ll! *
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Well my pal Trooper tagged me to find a pitcher. This is how:
Open your photos folder and select the 6th folder.
Then select the 6th photo in that folder and post that photo along with the story behind it on your blog.
Then tag 5 friends.
Okay let’s see. I cannot do the sekund step cause there are [...]
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Well it seems like I am going to the speshulist a lot. He wuz the wun wut did the surjery on my leg. Mummy sed he needed to make shore my leg wuz doing okay.
The speshulist sed I wuz heeling a bit slowly. He sed it wuz cause I am an old dawg so it [...]
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Well Happy July Six everybuddy!
Today marks the sessashun of hostilitees between all our naybors wich always begins every yeer on July Fore. It is a terible noisy war outsides with loud booms and little bangs and pops. The polise peoples are everyware trying to stop the fiting but they are sadly outnumbered.
I am not ekactly shore [...]
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