Mummy Leaved Me Alone

Aw I had such a sad boring day. Mummy leaved me home all day. She runned out the door in the morning and sed oh sorry Dozer I got a reel job this week so I gotta be gone today I will see you laters!
Then she drove off and I watched her drive away out [...]

Car Ride!

Well I didnt know whut to expect today when Mummy tolled me I had to get brushbrushed. I thought it wuz jest cause I wuz kinda dirty and stuff. When I get brushbrushed there is lotsa fur that goes everyplace so I always get brushbrushed outsides. Mummy sez it is white and fluffy like snowing [...]

Ha Ha Special Foodies

Well the sucker tonight wuz Daddy he gived me special foodies!
Then I had to put up with Daddy while he pretended to be a dawg and eat out of my bowl. Wut on earth is he doin?? He didnt reely eat the foodies. Sumtimes I think my Daddy is crazy.
Anyways this is victory fer me [...]

Mummy Is Too Busy Fer Me

All morning Mummy wuz talking and saying car a lot so I thinked she wuz gonna take me fer a ride. She has a new car which is not the car I luv but a diffrent car that I havent been in yet and Mummy sez I cant ride in it cause its a rentall [...]

Dozer’s Super Selfish Award

Okay so after sharing my awards with all my pals I decided there shuld be an award that I dont have to share cause sharing is sumthang I aint so good at. I luv my Mummy and my toys and my treats and my beds and my bowl and my ball and I dont share [...]

I Getted Sum Awards

Well ha ha Mummy is jellus now cause she dont have no awards but I getted two jest this week and one of them I even getted twice.
My pal Dannan gived me this one:

And my pals Daisy (who looks like me but is not me) and Dennis (who doesnt look like me) gived me this one:

Well dang I shore [...]

I Gots a Boo Boo

Well Mummy sez I cant show you a pitcher of my boo boo cause its too gross for peoples who dont like blood and guts. Honestly it isnt much of nothing just a little bump thats been on my leg for ever and ever and when I wuz at the vet who I luv he [...]

A Note Frum Mummy

Okay well here is a note frum Mummy and I tolled her Mummy you have yer own blog so why dont you jest go post over there but Mummy sed she wanted to post here cause diffrent peoples read diffrent thangs. Well wutever its not like I can stop Mummy frum doing whut she wants [...]

Theyre Back!

Mummy and Daddy came back at long last Im so happy happy to see them. But Mummy didnt bring back her car that I luv so whats up with that?? She wuz kinda tired and stuff so Im being extra Good today so she will luv me.
Well Gramma helped me write my blog wile Mummy [...]

News From Mummy

Well Mummy called and bad news they are gonna be gone fer a while still cause of somebuddy called Ike what done ruined a place called Galveston which is where Mummys car is. Gramma is treating me good and she luvs me more than that chicken thang so I guess its ok but I shore [...]